It all started innocently enough with Rep. Mick Mulvaney’s (R – SC) office moving to a different location. Until everything showed up at the new place except arguably the most important piece of furniture in any office: the Representative’s desk.
Fox News’ Congressional reporter, Chad Pergram, live tweeted the events on Twitter (although, he kind of stepped on his own story, in my opinion).
It's not quite something from Sherlock Holmes or Agatha Christie. But Rep Mick Mulvaney's desk is now missing after his office move (true)
— Chad Pergram (@ChadPergram) December 8, 2016
See? Not really a way to keep your audience intrigued by issuing a disclaimer like that up front. But, anyway.
At first, Mulvaney’s office sent out a polite message asking if anyone knew where the desk might be:
Mulvaney's office sent out a notice asking mbrs to see if the Rep's desk was mistakenly delivered somewhere else. His desk is missing.
— Chad Pergram (@ChadPergram) December 8, 2016
Msg from Mulvaney's office: If a desk would show up in your member office and be full of Mulvaney papers, please let me know ASAP.
— Chad Pergram (@ChadPergram) December 8, 2016
Naturally.
And of course, it’s never the shell, it’s what’s inside that really matters:
Msg from Mulvaney's office on missing desk: We would like to find his stuff as much or more as the desk. I hope it’s all not lost for good.
— Chad Pergram (@ChadPergram) December 8, 2016
Finally, we hear from the man himself:
Rep Mulvaney says he noticed desk was misplaced after moving offices in Rayburn. Says they tell mbrs to leave items in desk.
— Chad Pergram (@ChadPergram) December 8, 2016
He gave the typical modest, heartfelt plea we’re used to seeing in cases like these:
Rep Mulvaney on what is in his missing desk: Little things like my passport. A letter from my Dad when I got elected.
— Chad Pergram (@ChadPergram) December 8, 2016
He then tried the practical route, giving the most identifying feature of the desk in order to find it:
Rep Mulvaney on how ppl will know it's his missing desk: It's full of my business cards.
— Chad Pergram (@ChadPergram) December 8, 2016
But, as we all know, the niceties only last so long. When asked who he thinks might be the culprit we see the gloves come off:
Rep Mulvaney on what happened to his desk: I suspect that (Rep) Gowdy probably took it.
— Chad Pergram (@ChadPergram) December 8, 2016
Maybe Gowdy, known for his ever-changing hairstyles, needs another desk to keep his hair products and special brushes and combs in.
Looks guilty to me.
And wouldn’t you know it, but the desk is found just minutes after that allegation was made.
#Breaking The case of Rep Mick Mulvaney (R-SC)'s missing desk has been solved. Am told they just located it. Details coming in.
— Chad Pergram (@ChadPergram) December 8, 2016
Curious.
But the Christmas Spirit trumps all!
Mulvaney's office: Thanks to everyone – the power of the listserve located my boss’ desk!! It’s a holiday miracle!
— Chad Pergram (@ChadPergram) December 8, 2016
And just like every good game of Clue, we have a resolution!
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