DeSantis' New 'Has a Pair' Merch Might Just Be the Best Thing You See All Day

I’m never quite sure what the Democrats most hate/fear about Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis. Could it be how bad he makes them look by continually behaving like a chief executive and getting stuff done? Or the way he rubs it in their smug faces at every opportunity? Let’s go with “All of the Above.”

Either way, it’s a beautiful thing to behold.

Speaking of rubbing it in the Democrats’ faces, DeSantis’s official campaign website does just that with its popular campaign merch, including “Don’t Fauci my Florida” T-shirts and “How the hell am I going to be able to drink a beer with a mask on?” koozies.

The DeSantis’ campaign is launching a new line of golf balls, as reported by The Blaze, that is sure to be a yuuge hit — two-golf-ball boxes, with the messaging:

“Democrat leadership is weak … but not here in Florida” and “Florida’s governor has a pair.”

How perfect is that?

‘Florida’s governor has a pair’: New DeSantis merch takes aim at ‘weak’ Democrat leadership https://t.co/2L6vupYxLn

— mark8989 (@mark89894) November 17, 2021

Toss in a little macho “get ‘er done” music — and you have the perfect, in-their-faces campaign ad.

Incidentally, DeSantis was asked earlier in the month to comment on the wildly popular “Let’s Go Brandon” meme — code for “F*** Joe Biden.” His response was classic DeSantis.

.@GovRonDeSantis was asked if the “Let’s go Brandon” movement is “proper”

His response was perfect. pic.twitter.com/RR9VHRvmFu

— Benny (@bennyjohnson) November 9, 2021

Ron DeSantis isn’t the only one in the DeSantis camp taking shots at the Democrats. As RedState reported on Wednesday, DeSantis spokesperson Christiana Pushaw served up a brutal take on Team Biden seemingly throwing the ever-inept Kamala Harris under the bus as far as they can. Here’s a snippet:

Psaki knows EXACTLY how her Tweet about Kamala Harris comes across. The Biden Admin is trying to use Kamala as a scapegoat for all their failures. They’re planting negative stories about her. I don’t pity her obviously, but it is pathetic of Biden.

A scapegoat, for sure. Meanwhile, Ron DeSantis will keep sticking it to them.

One box of golf balls at a time.