Poor Hillary. She just can’t help it. As Ronald Reagan would say, “There you go again.” To paraphrase Greg Kinnear’s character to Jack Nicholson’s character in “As Good as It Gets,” the best thing Hillary has going for her is her willingness to humiliate herself.
Such was the case on Tuesday when the two-time-losing Democrat presidential candidate took to her Twitter machine and tried to make the case to vote for Joe Biden. Just one problem. Hillary’s tweet exactly made the case for Donald Trump’s re-election.
How can I put this delicately… Hillary’s still-bitter butt got OWNED.
And what a beautiful sight it was to see. The festivities began when Hillary posted a tweet in which she ticked through a list of what she considers to be strong qualifications for a Biden presidency.
Eight weeks from today we have the opportunity to choose democracy over creeping authoritarianism.
Dignity and respect over corruption and lawlessness.
Building back better over continued chaos.
A plan over a pandemic.
— Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) September 8, 2020
Oh Hillary, bless your heart.
Democracy over authoritarianism? Seriously? You mean “democracy” like being able to keep your healthcare plan if you like your healthcare plan? Or perhaps being able to keep your AR-15 and other firearms, as law-abiding gun owners? The list is long, Hillary.
Fortunately, I wasn’t about to swallow a drink of water when I read your “dignity and respect over corruption and lawlessness” line.
While the list of your scandals — including Benghazi — is far too long to get into, the list of Obama-Biden scandals — from Operation Fast and Furious, to the IRS, to spying on journalists, to Solyndra, to NSA spying, to the GSA and VA scandals — isn’t much shorter.
And by “building back better,” I assume you’re referring to tax increases on individuals, small businesses, and large corporations? Or perhaps including money for Planned Parenthood, illegal aliens, and Cannabis research in any future COVID-related stimulus packages?
And by “plan over pandemic,” are you referring to continuing virus-related restrictions on American citizens, closing the economy down again as Biden has suggested he’d do, and pushing mandatory masking all over the country?
And don’t even get me started on “unity over division.”
You people — Democrats — have sowed some pretty serious seeds of division from the nanosecond Donald Trump was elected President, including all but donning cheerleader uniforms and waving pom-poms in support of the Marxist Black Lives Matter movement, all the while decrying pretend “systemic racism” and “white privilege.”
Excellent job, Hillary; the President appreciates your endorsement.
Let’s go to Twitter for a few reactions to Hillary’s accidental endorsement of the re-election of Donald Trump, shall we?
All of this except the last part is why I’ll be voting for Trump.
Biden and Harris are hateful racists with long histories of making racist laws (signed by your husband) and ensure systemic racism as a prosecutor.
— Queen Velvet (@TMIWITW) September 8, 2020
🙄🤔 #Democrats being authoritarian! Infringing on Constitutional rights removing people’s choices etc! Against school choice forcing union membership removing suburbs etc keeping businesses closed etc etc #MAGA
— Toby Blessings 🇺🇸 (@toby_dorena) September 8, 2020
So we will choose @realDonaldTrump because he’s not the guy who is raising money to bail out rioters burning down small businesses, many of which are owned by black & hispanic U.S. citizens. Nor are his supporters.
— DisciplePatriot (@DisciplePatriot) September 9, 2020
Dignity & Respect says the the woman who calls half of the people she’s trying to convince, deplorables.. Or attacked the victims your husband left behind not because u are a hurt wife but because of politics.. Or better yet, that Insurance file that more have seen than u knpw pic.twitter.com/gQWC22uGNx
— the WYRE onlyne (@theWYREonlyne) September 9, 2020
We keep waiting to see dignity, building, and unity but to date all you have given us is ANTIFA and BLM attacking people, destroying businesses and targeting cops. The racism in these groups is something you could have stopped, but instead you fed and supported this.
— 🌟⚘Starfire 💒🇺🇸🌠🌟🌟 (@StarfireSue) September 8, 2020
We already did that…4 years ago. And guess what? We’re going to do it AGAIN.
Jesus loves you, but I’m pretty sure he’s the only one.
— Matthew Wathen 🦅🇺🇸 (@DarkMatter_74) September 8, 2020
Yes we do! That’s why we must vote to keep Trump in office! Look at every Democratic state and city…… they are a train wreck! I live in Portland and you don’t want this craziness in your life! pic.twitter.com/wbMxWJSdQY
— 🇺🇸JKB🇺🇸 (@JBarrORConserv) September 8, 2020
How is telling us what to say, how to think, what to do, how to behave, what to like/dislike & punishing us 4 not conforming, Democracy?
Democrats hav become tyrannical. Why should we vote in dictatorship?
Why vote 4 people who have spent 5 yrs convincing us that we’re evil?
— 𝕊𝕜𝕪 (@SKYRIDER4538) September 9, 2020
You literally campaigned for Trump until the last line. 😂 Bye Felicia!
— ✝ 🇺🇸 BrandX 🇺🇸 ✝ (@brandxultra) September 9, 2020
Incidentally, Hillary being Hillary, she does have a “Plan B” for Biden in the event Trump is declared the winner of the election, as covered by my RedState colleague Nick Arama a couple of weeks back.
Yup, if Trump wins? Hillary declared that Biden “should not concede under any circumstances.”
Hillary Clinton has some advice for Joe Biden: Don’t concede in a close race.
— The Recount (@therecount) August 24, 2020
And finally, this tweet sums up the feeling of many Twitterers.
Go away. Nobody cares what you have to say.
— Baxter Barfbag 🌵 (@BuckyBarfbag) September 8, 2020
While I understand the sentiment of “Go away, nobody cares what you have to say,” as it relates to Hillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Bernie Sanders, Elizabeth Warren, and a host of other Democrats, I couldn’t disagree more.
The above people and others like them are the best in-kind advertising Donald Trump and the Republican Party has.
We want Hillary out there, spewing her never-ending bitterness over 2016. We want Nancy Pelosi, lapsing into long, uncomfortable moments of incoherent babble. We want AOC and her Squad pals, the grouchy old Socialist, and the 1/1,064th Native American out there spewing the “virtues” of Socialism. And, of course, we want Maxine Waters, in front of every camera and microphone she can find.
As Rush Limbaugh has said for more than 30 years on syndicated radio, the more we allow liberals to talk, the more they tell us exactly who they are. For that, we should be forever grateful that Hillary Clinton continues to be Hillary Clinton.
That, and her inadvertent endorsement of Donald Trump’s re-election.
H/T ~ Twitchy