Listen, I’m a baseball nerd and you guys are gonna have to deal with it for a minute. Yesterday, the Cincinnati Reds got beat 16-0 by the Chicago Cubs. They were no-hit in the process, and also played bad defense. It was pretty much the most embarrassing and total defeat I’ve seen a baseball team suffer in years.

Here is how their official team twitter account recapped the game:

RECAP: #Reds draw four walks vs. Cubs. pic.twitter.com/PSY5I3DyBB

— Cincinnati Reds (@Reds) April 22, 2016

This is basically Baghdad Bob/Katrina Pierson levels of panglossian spin. I can’t even respond to this in any way other than a slow clap. Well done, Reds twitter guy.