Whoever Runs the Cincinnati Reds' Twitter Account is Amazing

Listen, I’m a baseball nerd and you guys are gonna have to deal with it for a minute. Yesterday, the Cincinnati Reds got beat 16-0 by the Chicago Cubs. They were no-hit in the process, and also played bad defense. It was pretty much the most embarrassing and total defeat I’ve seen a baseball team suffer in years.

Here is how their official team twitter account recapped the game:


This is basically Baghdad Bob/Katrina Pierson levels of panglossian spin. I can’t even respond to this in any way other than a slow clap. Well done, Reds twitter guy.

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