It is time once again to notice that Hillary Clinton is the most managed Presidential candidate in modern history. Even though she is in the middle of a surprisingly heated primary contest with Bernie Sanders, and even though she is trailing every Republican not named Donald Trump in head-to-head matchups, she has now gone a full two months since her last press avail.

Tomorrow marks two full months since Hillary Clinton’s last press availability, according to inimitable @danmericaCNN.

— Philip Rucker (@PhilipRucker) February 3, 2016

The few press appearances Hillary has had have been carefully managed affairs, in which Hillary has bristled and shut down at the slightest hint of hostile questioning:

Not to mention the fact that Hillary is using the Secret Service to literally keep reporters at a physical distance from her.

Well look, I’m forced to say it: Hillary Clinton has been pretty darn “inaccessible” during the course of this campaign. I mean, there’s just absolutely no other way to say it.

Unfortunately, according to Lena Dunham, “inaccessible” is one of the forbidden, sexist words about Hillary Clinton, and I am sorry for having written such an obviously sexist article centered around its use.