Laurence Fishburne's Daughter Needed Help Taking a Sobriety Test Because ... Trump?

Montana Fishburne, daughter of actor Laurence Fishburne, is in trouble… and it was all caught on a dash cam.

Apparently driving under the influence, Miss Fishburne was confronted by police. Here’s the video, courtesy of TheBlaze:

Here is some of what she said that is so outrageously stupid and yet funny.
State Highway Patrol Trooper Jose Pinson explained to Fishburne that he would be conducting field sobriety tests, and after she could not manage to do them correctly, she started getting increasingly irritated with the process.

“I’ve been arrested before, and I have friends that are police officers — they just got hired,” Fishburne told Pinson. “And not only that, but in the situation that we are going through with Donald Trump — as a Latino American to another Latino American — I would appreciate if you can show me the exercise correctly so I can do it correctly.”

“If it makes you feel better,” Pinson remarked calmly.

“That really makes me feel better because I do not like the political situation in America,” Fishburne continued.

She also called herself a “****ing ratchet” and threatened to take her clothes off and urinate right there and then, presumably because of the American Health Care Act vote that ended up being held today.

Donald Trump’s Muslim ban caused Fishburne’s blood alcohol level to be registered as .17-.18, or more than double the legal limit. She is out on $2,500 bond, which will probably be used to pay for the wall at the Mexican border.