Yesterday, we reported that Donald Trump has turned in his personal cell phone on the advice of security officials. Thus is the end of one of the greatest eras in human communication: Donald Trump’s personal Twitter use.
Sure, he gets the @POTUS handle, but our biggest worry is that he simply won’t have the time to tweet as prolifically as he once did. But, seeing as we got such great joy from his personal Twitter use, we wanted to take a moment and remember the good times.
That Time He Retweeted A White Nationalist
This was a great one, and covered by our own Caleb Howe.
That Time He Went On An Early Morning Crusade Against Miss America
This was one of my personal favorites, because we had been told someone took Trump’s phone from him. And then this happened.
Wow, Crooked Hillary was duped and used by my worst Miss U. Hillary floated her as an "angel" without checking her past, which is terrible!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 30, 2016
Using Alicia M in the debate as a paragon of virtue just shows that Crooked Hillary suffers from BAD JUDGEMENT! Hillary was set up by a con.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 30, 2016
Did Crooked Hillary help disgusting (check out sex tape and past) Alicia M become a U.S. citizen so she could use her in the debate?
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 30, 2016
That Time He Tweeted An Invaka That Wasn’t His Daughter
To be fair, this seems to be a quoted retweet, but it’s still great.
And you're a man with great responsibilities. May I suggest more care on Twitter and more time learning about #climatechange. pic.twitter.com/kBMEGZYtig
— Ivanka Majic (@ivanka) January 17, 2017
That Time He Offered To Give Obama A Lifetime Supply Of Golf
If only Obama would just quit being president.
If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country—I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 10, 2014
That Time He Got A Little Too Real About Obesity And Soda
Ouch, man… fair, though.
I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 14, 2012
That Obsession He Had With The Kristen Stewart/Robert Pattinson Relationship
I don’t even know why this was a thing, but it was.
Robert Pattinson should not take back Kristen Stewart. She cheated on him like a dog & will do it again–just watch. He can do much better!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 17, 2012
Robert I'm getting a lot of heat for saying you should dump Kristen- but I'm right. If you saw the Miss Universe girls you would reconsider.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 18, 2012
So many tweets & stories on Stewart/Pattinson Look, it doesn't matter– the relationship will never be the same. It is permanently broken.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 19, 2012
Everybody wants me to talk about Robert Pattinson and not Brian Williams—I guess people just don’t care about Brian!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 9, 2012
That Time He Alerted Us To The Greatest Nickname Ever
I never heard anyone call him this until he tweeted about it.
Amazing how the haters & losers keep tweeting the name “F**kface Von Clownstick” like they are so original & like no one else is doing it…
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 3, 2013
R.I.P. Donald Trump’s Phone. You will be missed.
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