Matt Walsh Announces That He Will be in the Trump Cabinet As Project 2025 Czar

Troll King Matt Walsh. (Credit: Jim Thompson)

Days before the election, the Harris campaign was spending gobs of cash on two things – celebrity endorsements and ad buys that lied about what was coming, including that the Trump administration would install Project 2025. I saw ad after ad with a baritone narrator telling the audience that Trump would implement “his Project 2025.” Not everyone was buying what Harris was selling.

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She fell just short last Tuesday.  

Harris needed a few million more handmaids and beta males for victory (or at least a few thousand more in key swing states). One thing that's certain, at least to the cultists, is that Project 2025 will supplant the Constitution. After Harris (one imagines) finished off a couple of bottles of white wine and went to bed on Wednesday morning, she gave her concession speech in front of a tearful Tim Walz and a bunch of other white chicks, who later shaved their heads to fight Project 2025.  

Matt Walsh – ever the reasonable, serious soul posted this:  

It didn’t take long for Walsh to get death threats and the obligatory articles lamenting that Matt Walsh has announced what all those (now) bald white chicks knew – Project 2025 will be the law of the land once Adolf Trumper takes control.  

The Emperor of Trollville was back. Thousands of women had already sacrificed their hair and Walsh had confirmed their worst fears. Project 2025 was going to rise from the ashes. 

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Media hacks took the bait. Walsh said that not only is Project 2025 on his agenda, but he will assume a position in the Trump cabinet: 

“Rolling Stone says, 'Republicans Celebrate by Admitting They Can't Wait for Project 2025.' Axios has this headline: 'Trump's MAGA Allies Gloat Project 2025 Is the Agenda.' Daily Mail: 'MAGA Stars Gloat That They Can Finally Admit Project 2025 Is the Agenda As Bannon Names First Targets.' MSNBC: 'In the Wake of Trump's Win, Project 2025 Becomes Newly Relevant.' Newsweek: 'MAGA Says Project 2025 Is the Agenda.' Et cetera, and so forth, you get the idea. 

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"And I know the news media is watching this right now. Feel free to report this news. I'm going to be in Trump's cabinet. 
 
"I had been offered the position of Secretary of State, as well as Secretary of Defense, and HHS Secretary, and Secretary of Agriculture, of course, and, of course, the position of Attorney General. Trump said I could have — he called me up and said I could have any of those positions I like. And I said, 'You know what, sir, I'll take them all. I want all of them.' And he agreed because it makes his job a lot easier. Now he doesn't have — that's like five jobs off the table because I'll just do them all.”

I don’t know how many times leftist media will willingly step on rakes, but it seems that they do enjoy the pain – or at least the attention.  

In 2022, Walsh opined that Disney’s new “Little Mermaid” wasn’t "scientific, noting that the mermaid should be translucent. Newsweek said:  

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Political commentator Matt Walsh has weighed in on the casting of Black actress Halle Bailey in The Little Mermaid, claiming it is not "scientifically" accurate. 

His comments have been met with widespread condemnation online, though Walsh later explained that his statement was a joke. 

The author quoted a well-known expert on marine life.

Mary Trump, the American psychologist, and the niece of former president Donald Trump, got plenty of plaudits for her take on Twitter. "From a scientific perspective, there is no such thing as a mermaid," she wrote, before also accusing people who disagreed with the casting of being racists. 

It's been evident for years that Trump broke the left. They have no self-effacing humor left, if they ever had any.  

Best to just shave their heads and scream. That will work. 

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