Nancy Pelosi’s 112th birthday is on March 26th. Only the best food, over-priced ice cream, and wine will be served. Only her besties will be invited. That means Kinzinger and Cheney won’t be there.

They are just useful tools who have served their purpose, not colleagues of Nancy. After their tenure on the J6 Committee concludes, Nancy and her tribe of mean girls will throw both of them to the wolves.

Tools whose usefulness is now over. Alas, they have each other.