To music of “Let It Snow”…

Oh omicron’s not so frightful
Fauci? Not insightful
Since we have places to go
Let ‘im blow Let ‘im blow Let ‘im blow

Out the door, gone shoppin’
Filling the Christmas stockin’
Omicron’s like a cold?
Post that and you’re banned tenfold

When we finally kiss goodnight
No mask will be worn
But if you really hold me tight
All the way home I’ll be warm

Bureaucrats power-trippin
Comply or go to prison
Omicron gonna kill us dead?
Maybe you’ll just end up in bed

CDC says conform
It makes them cozy and warm
Power – it’s intoxicating
And they’ll never be abdicating

Fauci and his pal Walensky
They power-trip so immensely
They want you masked forever
Like Hannibal Lector wearing leather

Oh omicron’s not so frightful
Fauci? Not insightful
Since we have places to go
Let ‘im blow Let ‘im blow Let ‘im blow

When we finally kiss goodnight
No mask will be worn
But if you really hold me tight
All the way home I’ll be warm

Omicron has spanned the globe
Looking a lot like a cold
But Fauci wants you to hide
Stuff your freedom and pride

Fauci loves mandates
His gaslighting first-rate
He bellows on CNN
Just like an angry hen

We’re not gonna live in fear
We gonna toss back some beer
We’re gonna ignore Joe
We’ve got places to go…So
Let ‘im blow, Let ‘im blow, Let ‘im blow