If you’re confused about what’s happening with the impeachment circus, then don’t worry. It’s hard to keep track of what’s going on when all three rings are going full speed at the same time but it’s nothing but clowns putting on their own comedy act.
Never fear. If you are lost, then the mysterious meme maker, known as Carpe Donktum, is here to catch you up in a very simple but effective way.
Read this thread and in just a few moments you’ll be all caught up. It starts at the beginning, when the Democrats first made the claims up till now.
Dems: We have an airtight case against the President
Reps: Ok, go ahead
Dems: Trump and his staff came up with a plot to withhold funding to Ukraine contingent on the announcement of investigations into Joe Biden's son. AN ABUSE OF POWER, then he obstructed out investigation!
— Carpe Donktum🔹 (@CarpeDonktum) January 23, 2020
Dems: We have an airtight case against the President
Reps: Ok, go ahead
Dems: Trump and his staff came up with a plot to withhold funding to Ukraine contingent on the announcement of investigations into Joe Biden's son. AN ABUSE OF POWER, then he obstructed out investigation!
— Carpe Donktum🔹 (@CarpeDonktum) January 23, 2020
Reps: and you found proof of this?
Dems: Absolutely, one guy overheard someone else on the phone talking to Trump about the whole scheme.
Reps: Like on speaker phone?
Dems: Not exactly, more like across the table in a crowded restaurant, not on speakerphone.
— Carpe Donktum🔹 (@CarpeDonktum) January 23, 2020
Reps: Didn't you take him to court to get the records?
Dems: There was no time, we can't have a president extorting foreign countries. LOL MAN, are you crazy?
Reps: Just a second, let me catch my breath.
Dems: Shocking isn't it.
— Carpe Donktum🔹 (@CarpeDonktum) January 23, 2020
Dems: Well… when you say it like that it makes us sound silly. But you'll see when we call new witnesses during the Senate phase.
Reps: YOU HAVEN'T EVEN INTERVIEWED ALL THE WITNESSES YET?
Dems: Well, no but we did interview a few low level staffers.
— Carpe Donktum🔹 (@CarpeDonktum) January 23, 2020
Reps: *looks around*
Dems: *grins confidently*
Reps: You are fucking crazy.
FIN.
— Carpe Donktum🔹 (@CarpeDonktum) January 23, 2020
When you take a step back and look at the whole process, you really do see the silliness of this entire charade. The Democrats look more like a group of drama queens looking for a solution to a problem on they are having and seek to rope everyone in the country in with it to justify their over dramatics.
(READ: Ted Cruz: Allegations Against Trump Don’t Amount to a Speeding Ticket)
As we’ve been informed again and again by various senators, especially Sen. Ted Cruz, this Senate trial isn’t going to be the dog and pony show the House put on, though the Democrats are going to do their level best to put one on. I expect it to get much crazier before it gets any saner, however.
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