Because I totally want to see free speech restricted some more.

Due to Kim Jong Un’s not at all weird fear that people aren’t supporting his amazing leadership, the NoKo government has issued an edict that all it’s happy, and also go-lucky residents, are banned from using sarcasm when talking about their totally rad leader, and his awesomely sick government. Cowabunga!

From Radio Free Asia:

The warnings were given in mass meetings organized by central government authorities across the isolated, one-party state starting at the end of August, the sources said.

“One state security official personally organized a meeting to alert local residents to potential ‘hostile actions’ by internal rebellious elements,” a source in Jagang province, which lies along the border with China, told RFA’s Korean Service this week.

“The main point of the lecture was ‘Keep your mouths shut!’” the source said, speaking on condition of anonymity.

Similar warnings were given at a meeting held in neighboring Yanggang province on the evening of Aug. 28, a source in the province said.

I’m so glad they are doing this, because Kim Jong Un is a leader that everyone should totally get behind. Insulting a guy like that should be punishable by 5 years in the work camps. Check that. 10 years in the work camp.

This coincides with news that the People’s Republic of Insanely Cool Korea – which is so much better than the not half as cool South Korea with its democracy and food – has successfully detonated a nuclear bomb that puts the stupid imperialist American atom bomb to shame.

I hope North Korea takes over all of Korea with its political economic system that totally works. Check that. I hope North Korea takes over every country, and we just call the planet North Korearth.