Witches Prepare to Cast Spell on Donald Trump

Trump supporters, beware. Witches are preparing to cast a spell on the President tomorrow, as well as on every waning crescent moon until he leaves office, and his supporters will also be caught up in “A Spell to Bind Donald Trump and All Those Who Abet Him (version 2.0).”

From the website:

This binding spell is open source, and may be modified to fit your preferred spiritual practice or magical system — the critical elements are the simultaneity of the working (midnight, EST—DC, Mar-a-Lago, and Trump Tower NYC time) and the mass energy of participants.

You’ll need things like an unflattering picture of Trump, a pin or small nail, and a feather. The full list is here, as well as instructions. You can also check out the Facebook page for more suggestions.

Stay safe out there, Trump fans.