A Drag Queen Crashes the Impeachment Circus, and It All Just Seems so Perfect

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On Wednesday, impeachment got a little more colorful.


A man from Asbury Park, New Jersey crashed the proceedings.

And what’s more: He’s a queen. Of the drag variety.

The blonde bouffant and very short dress entered the Longworth House Office Building to witness the hoopla.

Or to be it.

The man’s name also fit nicely beneath the bright yellow and red flag-tipped big top sheltering Trump’s phone call to Ukraine.

Have you ever seen the film Galaxy Quest? How about Josie & the Pussycats? Dodgeball? If so, you may be familiar with the — in my estimation, very good — comedic actress Missi Pyle:


Well, our wigged wonder seems to have borrowed Missi’s moniker and made a couple adjustments. How’s this for a first name?

Ladies and gentlemen, meet…

Or maybe she took it straight from the baby books.

But what the heck was she doing there?

Apparently this:


Democratic Illinois Rep. Jan Schakowsky was pleased as punch:

I’m in love with this happening.

The circus surrounding Dems’ Impeachment Mania — really, their anti-Trump crusade in general — is so suited for the pageantry of Pissi.

We could also use some seals balancing balls on their noses, a Calliope for the dancing bear, and maybe a few jugglers.

The whole show could already do with a ringmaster. Someone hand Pissi the mic.

As for you, the reader, enjoy watching a wanded Capitol Hill security guard make a memory. This one’s gonna last a while:

As it turns out, Pissi was reporting for Happs News.


According to Pissi’s husband, David Ayllon, the news outlet signed him up after seeing him perform over the weekend:

“They scouted him out at his Barracuda show on Sunday. I do know they were looking for a comedian who could improv on the spot and deliver the news in a fun way.”

Honestly, to me, this is just perfect.

The whole situation is perfectly Pissi.



See 3 more pieces from me:

Geraldo Brutally Blasts Democrats for Their Impeachment Shenanigans: ‘It’s Bullsh–,’ and It Makes Him ‘Gag’

Meghan McCain Attacks Matt Gaetz and House Republicans for Storming the Impeachment Hearing: ‘Get the Hell Out of Congress’

Bob Barr, Who Served as Impeachment Manager for Clinton’s Trial, Speaks Out on Whether Trump is Impeachable

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