#DefeatAllWomen: Man Wins Women's Cycling Competition (Plus: the Future of Sports)

 

 

Jennifer Wagner is upset.

On Sunday, she entered the women’s sprinting event for ages 35-39 at the UCI Masters Track Cycling World Championships in LA.

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Maybe I’m absurdly presumptuous, but I would expect people competing in a women’s 35-39 cycling event to be 35-39-year-old women cyclists.

Yet, some dude showed up. That guy — calling himself “Rachel” — jumped into the women’s event and cycled her balls off.

Unsurprisingly, he won.

The spandexed fella — whose last name is McKinnon — bested third-place Wagner and second-place Carolien van Herrikhuyzen.

And everybody just stood there and let it happen.

Then they gave HIM the women’s award. Surely he had a lump in this throat. And his shorts.

What in the world????

Jennifer tweeted about the bizarre event Monday:

“I was the 3rd place rider. It’s definitely NOT fair.”

Uhhhh, yeah.

Transgenderism has become a hot topic — I’ve covered the concept related to the governorship (here), Congress (here), the military (here), and horse racing (here). But this is my first story about a rooster just whoopin’ the behinds of a bunch of hens. What a chicken. Where’s the feminist outrage?

The above photo of a huge dude sandwiched between two chicks really highlights the disgrace of it all. Look at his legs compared to theirs — how could the looney officials possibly have given him the women’s award?

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Have athletic sexual categories been replaced by the mantra of “anything goes”?

What if Dolly Parton were to enter a men’s bodybuilding chest-size competition?

If entrants can break the women rule in the 35-39 women’s cycling event, can they also ignore the age — or even cycling — part of it?

I’m gonna enter next year’s event riding a Kawasaki. Cycling is for the birds. Which is, of course, a British term for girls. Men, come pedal out your toxic masculinity! Also, people in their 20’s — feel free to sign up and kick Jennifer Wagner’s butt.

Perhaps the joke will be on Rachel when a 23-year-old male cyclist on a rocket steals the title from him.

I suppose there’s plenty of time for men to fight over the women’s first-through-third-place medals down the road. For now, Rachel — an assistant professor in the Philosophy department at the College of Charleston in South Carolina — is proud as a penis…I mean, peacock…of his accomplishment, having achieved the equivalent of Seinfeld’s Kramer beating up a bunch of elementary school students at karate class.

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He’s also angry about criticism:

McKinnon’s especially up in arms about something he knows all about — FACTS:

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Again, folks: one thing on the side of a man calling himself a woman is facts.

And this — if there’s any statistical chance a woman could ever beat him, that’s all the justification Rachel needs to compete in the women’s division:

Not smart, y’all.

Oh, and don’t speak for his competitors; they LOVE getting beaten by a guy:

But wait — Jennifer said it’s “definitely NOT fair.” What happened to #BelieveAllWomen?

If this continues, ultimately, women’s sports will simply cease to exist. Men will just take them over — they’re bigger, stronger, faster. No woman will have a chance. The best we can do at that point is try to raise the bar for the male competition. To that end, I suggest a new women’s event: Biggest Weenie.

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Okay, Rachel — give it your best shot.

 

Relevant RedState links in this article: here, here, here, and here.

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