Jingle Bells is Racist. Chip Chip is Racist. Everything is Racist.

Rules for arguing with a rabid leftist. If you try to use logic–you will lose. If you allow them to set the argument (as in–“why do you insist on singing a racist song?”) you’ll be stuck in a “when did you stop beating your wife?” type discussion. The only way to win is to use their rules against them.