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Gen-X Files: Remembering the Bicentennial – We Partied Like It Was 1776

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This edition of Gen-X Files is admittedly stretching things a bit, as a good portion of Generation X hadn't even been born as of July 4,1976. However, some of us on the *ahem* senior end of things – I was 8 – do remember how America partied like it was 1776. And what great memories they are.

The Bicentennial. Gerald Ford was president. Unemployment sat at 7.8 percent and gas was around .60 a gallon. Paul McCartney and Wings were playing on the radio, apparently about to be knocked out of the number one spot by the Starland Vocal Band. 

"Baseball, hot dogs, apple pie and Chevrolet" wasn't just a Madison Avenue slogan; it was a way of life.

School was out for the summer, of course, but I have vague memories of my Catholic school hyping up America's birthday. Lots of lessons on Betsy Ross and Francis Scott Key. The nuns primed us to celebrate the heck out of our country.

As for the day itself, my memories are a bit sparse. I remember my older brother had a special '76 edition Washington Bullets t-shirt that he wore. My neighborhood in Fairfax, Virginia, held a bike parade for all the kids; we decorated our bikes with red, white, and blue crepe paper streamers, and all the parents pretended it was a really big deal. 


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There might have been some time spent at the pool and a cookout, but my most clear memory is of my insane parents (good Catholics who'd had eight kids) piling us all into the Country Squire station wagon – although my older siblings might have been spared this – and dragging us down into Washington, D.C., for the fireworks on the Mall. We were going to make happy family memories, dangit!

My memories of that night consist of this: a blanket to sit on and Kool Aid to drink. There may been fireworks, I don't really recall, but there were definitely not any Instagram-worthy picnic items. I know I fell asleep in the back of the station wagon on the way home, and we didn't arrive back at our house until the wee hours of the morning because DC traffic was no joke even back then. And dad was, well, not pleased.

As for the rest of America that summer, I think it looked a lot like this Coke commercial (at least I hope it did!):

To me, July of 1976 was pure kid fun, but those who are a bit older may remember more clearly that the Bicentennial came only a year after the fall of Saigon and less than two years after Watergate. If that put a damper on celebrations across the country, I certainly didn't feel it.

Okay, enough of the bad stuff and on to the good stuff. 

The talls ships arrived in New York City.

And there were fireworks. It's a gut punch to see the World Trade Center standing so tall and proud that day.

Paul McCartney and Wings were at the top of the music charts with "Silly Love Songs."

And because it knocked Sir Paul out of the top spot just days later, here's the earworm of earworms from that month.

(This is definitely one of those songs this Gen-Xer thought was "too 70s" for a long time, but now kind of love.)

President Ford visited Valley Forge.

On America’s 200th birthday, President Ford travelled to Valley Forge.

This was the site of the Bicentennial Wagon Train encampment.

Over 200 covered wagons travelled from across the country to honor our heritage.

Ford spoke to around 15,000 people that day:

“Something happened at Valley Forge. That ragged, starving Army here emerged and changed in a way that can be sensed but never fully described. They suffered, they trained, they toughened, they buried their dead, and they stayed. They stuck it out.”

Time Magazine had a special issue.

And the wide world of sports was popping. Wimbledon had just wrapped up, with Chris Evert and Bjorn Borg bagging titles. Hank Aaron hit the 755th and final home run of his career. Later that month, Bruce Jenner and Nadia Comăneci would become household names at the Summer Olympics in Montreal.

It would be far too easy to wrap this up by talking about how much we've lost as a nation in the past 50 years, but why do that when there's still so much to celebrate about America? So, let's keep this party rolling by you all telling me in the comments what you did to celebrate the Bicentennial. I know you who came before me got up to some wild things, so spill it. 

Also ... happy 250th birthday, America!

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