BOMBSHELL: The "Secret Society" Text Is HERE

Hang on…

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!

Yeah. We’ve got the contents of the “secret society” text between FBI agent Peter Strzok and his mistress, Lisa Page.

Here’s your smoking gun. Let’s wrap up the Russia probe. Somebody tell Sean Hannity he can stop tweeting “tick-tock,” because the alarm on this clock has been tripped.

And while Trump’s redcapped loyalists have been waiting, desperate, hoping, for that one thing that is going to prove how corrupt the FBI is, and how pure and good Trump is – this ain’t it.

ABC News got the full, “secret society” text.

One text. From Lisa Page, and it seems like a joke.

“Are you even going to give out your calendars? Seems kind of depressing. Maybe it should just be the first meeting of the secret society,” FBI lawyer Lisa Page wrote to senior FBI agent Peter Strzok, who was working on the FBI’s probe of Russian meddling in the presidential election and would later join Page for a brief period on Special Counsel Robert Mueller‘s team.

That text stands alone in the series of messages obtained by ABC News – with no apparent tie to other messages sent before or after it.

Sorry guys. I know this is going to cause some sleepless nights for many of you, who were so sure that this was it. There’s gonna be a lot of crying into those MAGA caps.

Don’t feel too bad.

There’s just no “there,” there.