Maybe Planned Parenthood can put out their own line of post-abortion greeting cards?

So you aborted your baby?

What fun! What joy!

You’ll never know if it was a girl or a boy!

And what do you care? Your womb is free!

Now that the doc has killed your baby!

Yeah, Dr. Seuss it most certainly is not.

I’m only partially speaking tongue-in-cheek. The head ghoul of Planned Parenthood, Cecile Richards wants women to go out and boast of their abortions.

Speaking on Tuesday at the Makers Conference, in Los Angeles, Richards urged fellow ghouls to get more involved in abortion advocacy.

Oh, I’ll just bet she did.

Cecile Richards makes around $1 million a year by preying on the irresponsibility and subsequent desperation of women (but Planned Parenthood is supposedly non-profit).

Planned Parenthood is in the pocket of American taxpayers to the tune of about a half billion dollars a year, but Congress is looking to redirect that money to community health centers, which provide all of the services Planned Parenthood provides, are more readily available in communities around the nation, yet, don’t provide abortions.

From Lifenews.com:

The Huffington Post reports Richards urged the conference-goers to stick up for Planned Parenthood by attending protests, supporting pro-abortion legislators and sharing stories about their personal experiences.

Personal experiences?

I think it’s time for us to be bold. Share your own story. This is the time to do it. Maybe you were a Planned Parenthood patient… Maybe you remember what it was like to be a young woman, trying to access birth control you could afford so you could finish school… Maybe you had a pregnancy and you had to make a decision and thank goodness you could make that decision in consultation with your doctor and with your family, and not your member of Congress. Those stories are important to share, because you’ll never know the thousands of women that you give courage or comfort to.

I’m going to toss this out there, in the event there’s a young woman, trying to access birth control she can afford, so she can finish school who might be reading this:

Miss, you don’t need to have sex to finish school. It has literally NOTHING to do with academics, and if it does, what, exactly, are you majoring in??

Secondly, find your local community health center. You can get bags full of condoms from there for free. It doesn’t get any more affordable than that.

Richards has apparently planned a book or something, to compile the stories of bold infanticide. It should make a great Mother’s Day gift.

What about the women who actually possess human souls and feel regret after an abortion?

Hannah Rose Allen is one of them. Pregnant at 19, she thought having an abortion at Planned Parenthood would solve her problems.

“The counselor at Planned Parenthood had told me that some initial sadness after my abortion would be normal, but after a couple days, if I was still feeling depressed, that wouldn’t be normal, and I should seek help,” Allen wrote in 2013. “How wrong she was. Much of those days before and after my abortion are a blur of heartbreak and tears. Sleepless nights were spent, with agony at the depths of my heart and soul, rattling me to the core. There was nothing ‘wrong’ with me for feeling that way.”

Allen said she learned to heal after she began to realize the source of her pain – her unborn child’s death. She said God brought her comfort through her second child, a girl.

Tegra Little is another. When she went to Planned Parenthood and asked to see the ultrasound image of her child, the staff refused and told her it was against their policy.

“There’s nothing to see, it’s just tissue,” the abortion group told Little. Then, she said they rushed her into the surgery room to perform the abortion.

We know Planned Parenthood doesn’t work for the health and well-being of all women. Recent undercover videos show that they not only do not provide prenatal care (community health centers do), but their ultrasounds are only for abortion procedures.

Planned Parenthood is a literal den of depravity, preying on the weakness and desperation of women.

They are not empowering them. They are not providing an invaluable service by murdering their unborn.

And if Ashley Judd, Gloria Steinem, or any other delusional, self-important “star” wants to stand up for Planned Parenthood, I encourage them to do so, by putting their money where their mouth is and funding the centers, privately, but not one cent of taxpayer funds should go into maintaining what amounts to an American holocaust.