Aging Pop Star Reduced to Desperate Measures to Get Democrat Votes

How do you know a performer is truly past their prime?

Pretty much anything Madonna does these days is a really strong indicator.

In her latest, pathetic bid for relevancy, the middle aged songstress made this pitch:

“If you vote for Hillary Clinton,” Madonna told the crowd at Madison Square Garden, “I will give you a blow job.”

“And I’m good,” the 58-year-old “Like a Virgin” singer, an outspoken supporter of the Democratic presidential nominee, said to cheers from the audience.

“I’m not a tool. I take my time,” Madonna boasted.

To let you know how desperate the times are for the 80s popstar –  she was opening for Amy Schumer.

Being a trick for the Democrat party could get really demeaning, that is, if you ever had any standards or a moral compass.