A pal emailed me something hilarious the other day. He explained how the Democrat platform, as espoused by the individual members of the Democrats’ Star Wars bar scene – also known as their presidential wannabes – would affect individual Americans. Each instance identifies the fictitious Democrat who bloviates about the particular issue examined.
Fred Stevens, a welder and Joe Frisco, a bartender, neither of whom went to college will have to pay off the student loans for Eric an Art History major and Emma a Gender Studies major because they cannot get jobs. (Elizabeth Warren)
Yusef Hussein, who killed 23 children by bombing their school will be allowed to vote from prison. (Bernie Sanders)
Grace Thompson, who worked hard for 47 years, must give up her employer-furnished medical plan and join the National Health plan. (The whole Star Wars bar scene slate)
La’Darius Washington, who has never had a regular job, will receive a monthly income from the Federal government to spend as he pleases. (Amy Klobuchar)
Billy White, age 16, who has trouble with subject/verb agreement in English class, still has trouble with fractions in math class, and who thinks Judge Judy is on the Supreme Court will get to vote. (Kirsten Gillibrand)
Stan Billings, an avid deer hunter, will have his semi-automatic rifle (fires one shot each time you pull the trigger) taken away, or go to jail, because it looks like an AR 15. (Eric Swalwell)
Sven Johannson, whose grandfather immigrated to the U.S. in 1953, will have to pay reparations to Sha’lyndia Jefferson because she THINKS her great-great-great grandfather MIGHT have been a slave. (Cory Booker)
Thomas Finch, who is an ambitious and motivated adult, cannot get a job because he doesn’t want to join a labor union. (Kamala Harris)
Sammy Thomas, a farmer, will no longer be able to haul his crops to market in his 3/4 ton diesel pick-up, but will have to make 43 trips in his Toyota Prius. (The whole Star Wars bar scene slate)
The population of the U.S. will become 76.4% Hispanic because all of the existing border wall will be torn down. (Beto O’Rourke)
By the way, none of the aforementioned will matter whatsoever because the world is going to end in twelve years (Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez).
There will always be charlatans and smooth-tongued devils. Refer to Barack Hussein Obama in that regard. While I despise them for the evil they do, I hold in particular contempt those fools who vote for them. And if the aforementioned doesn’t elucidate the foolhardiness of Democrat voters, then nothing will.