Trump Henchman Roger Stone Denies That Donald Trump Is Homosexual

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Mmmmkay.

As Ron White MIGHT say, “That’s a handy piece of information to have, right there.”

I will say this, Donald Trump has single-handedly made this pathetic election year worth the pain of sitting through. In staffing his campaign he has not been satisfied with the least common denominator, he has achieved the lowest possible denominator. Where G. Harold Carswell might have been an attempt to ensure that even the mediocre had representation on the Supreme Court, Trump is taking it upon himself to run an affirmative action program for imbeciles as staff an surrogates.

On Friday, violence prone Donald Trump henchman appeared on his favorite venue, the Infowars site run by conspiracy nutjob Alex Jones. (If you want to view it, this is the link)

In the interview, Stone starts trying to bat down all the bad rumor the press, particularly Trump bête noire, the Washington Post, are investigating.

No, it turns out that Trump had not used cocaine. Yes, Trump (despite much evidence and court filings to the contrary) has always been faithful to his platoon of wives. Then there was this:

Stone said he also denied to the Washington Post “reports” that Trump is actually a homosexual.

“Lastly, she wanted to know what about the reports that Donald Trump is gay,” he said. “Folks, there is no report Donald Trump is gay. Not that there is anything wrong with that, but he is a red-blooded American male and he is most definitely heterosexual.”

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This may be the first time in American political history that a presidential candidates surrogate has had to make this announcement.