Surprise! Shooting at Oregon college has White House calling for gun control

The facts are still developing on the shooting at Umpqua Community College in rural Roseburg, Oregon. As it stands right now, there are reports of as many as ten deaths. Nothing is known right now about the shooter or the weapon. We do know that UCC was a “gun free zone.” White House spokes-gnome Josh Earnest was asked about the shooting and this is what he had to say:

Oddly enough, this shooting comes as an Arizona jury returned guilty verdicts on two men in the death of Border Patrol agent Brian Terry, a man who died as a result of Obama’s Justice Department trying to create more gun violence as a pretense for increased gun control.
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