Two-time presidential campaign loser Hillary Clinton is encouraging her army of followers to confront family and friends at their weekend Memorial Day cookouts.
Why? If we're being honest, because President Trump lives rent-free in her little noggin. If you're looking for her literal reasoning, it's because Trump's budget proposals will harm 'the children®.'
You see, Hillary is all about the kiddos. Trump, though, he wants to take away their access to pediatricians, take food right out of their mouths, and leave them open to exploitation.
Does anybody buy this nonsense anymore? It's been over a decade since the ol' Democrat ad that showed Paul Ryan pushing grandma off a cliff. They haven't changed their messaging one bit, and genuinely can't figure out why they keep losing elections.
Anyway, Hillary channeled her best Knute Rockne to motivate the masses and ready them to win one for the gipper. It's the little victories she hopes to bring home. Even at the cost of your good time.
Clinton wants you to argue with the fam over the BBQ grill.
"I'm giving you a mission for this Memorial Day holiday weekend," mini-Knute told her followers on X. "I want you to talk to two people—friends, neighbors, cookout attendees—about why Trump's proposed budget would be a disaster for American kids."
"We owe the next generation every chance, and this isn't it."
I'm giving you a mission for this Memorial Day holiday weekend.
— Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) May 23, 2025
I want you to talk to two people—friends, neighbors, cookout attendees—about why Trump's proposed budget would be a disaster for American kids.
We owe the next generation every chance, and this isn't it. pic.twitter.com/NmcfgXfRB5
First, if you're simple enough to listen to Hillary for advice on how to spend your holiday weekend, then it seems highly unlikely you have two friends.
Second, on the off chance that you do have friends and family who like you, you probably won't have them for long if you interrupt your Uncle Sal while he's trying to relax and eat a gosh darn hot dog with talks about the budget.
Third, Memorial Day isn't about the cookouts, though they'll surely be plentiful. But they're most definitely not a time or place to confront Trump supporters who will most likely be celebrating in a proper manner - honoring and mourning the military personnel who have died in the service of their country.
Seriously, for someone who survived sniper fire in Bosnia and tried to join the Marines, you'd think honoring the military would be top of mind.
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Not to mention, the insufferable Hillary and her acolytes are going to have a tough time pitching that President Trump has no idea what he's doing from an economic standpoint when the people holding cookouts will be paying less at the grocery store, and those travelling to meet those people will be paying less at the gas pump.
But hey, it will be totally worth it for the people closest to you to completely loathe your existence for trying to ruin their day off. Nobody is as big a buzzkill as Hillary.
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