The Woke Left simply cannot let Americans enjoy their football.
As if bringing back the insufferable race-shaming for the seventh straight year wasn't bad enough, male cheerleaders are back.
And boy, are they ever. But it's not that the existence of male cheerleaders is a problem. It's not.
It's the way these male cheerleaders act like they have more estrogen than the ladies that is eyebrow-raising.
Here's the extremely flamboyant routine of a Philadelphia Eagles male cheerleader that drew social media attention.
There are the Philadelphia Eagles male cheerleaders. pic.twitter.com/1Wf8bdY5mJ
β Oli London (@OliLondonTV) August 31, 2026
The Internet is undefeated at poking fun at such hilarious stunts.
Here I fixed it. pic.twitter.com/mzuh1Y5vT3
β Utah Saint (@SaintOcellos) August 31, 2026
π§π₯ππ‘πππ‘π: The Eagles' cheerleaders have gone viral for their preseason dance routine, with many fans upset about having male cheerleaders this season.
β Dov Kleiman (@NFL_DovKleiman) August 31, 2026
Some fans even threatened to cancel their season tickets. pic.twitter.com/4HF6AI4VP4
1. imagine having cheerleaders and wasting money LMAO XD
β Anthony (@Zaff3r_) August 31, 2026
2. imagine have a MALE cheerleader and wasting money LMAO XD
JFCβ¦. If youβre going to have MALE cheerleaders, at LEAST have them act MALE and do male things (launch & flip the female cheerleaders)
β Vlad Impaler (@VladdyandAmelia) August 31, 2026
Man what is Sirianni doing out there π https://t.co/51L7khOWDv
β PureCollegeBall (@purecollegebal) August 31, 2026
Now, if you thought that was "fierce," we've got the Vikings cheerleader who first got attention last year.
@vikings The next generation of cheer is here! #rushtok #nfl #cheerleading #sorority #minnesotavikings β¬ original sound - Vikings
The Vikings cheerleader recently shared his makeup tips. Ladies, pay attention.
LGBTQI+ Minnesota Vikings cheerleader kicks off his second season on the cheer team by showing off his makeup routine.
β Oli London (@OliLondonTV) August 28, 2026
Blaize Shiek, who uses He/Him pronouns, has shared a video doing his mascara and lipstick to prepare for his first game of the season. pic.twitter.com/QVAhVpkHUN
As of last count, there are two male cheerleaders in the NFL.
LGBTQI+ male cheerleader celebrates his return to the Minnesota Vikings cheer squad for his second season.
β Oli London (@OliLondonTV) August 29, 2026
The NFL team currently has two male cheerleaders, despite cheerleaders being traditionally female. pic.twitter.com/Q6rn1f8VVP
Two too many, if you ask me. But the bigger picture here is it obviously isn't the end of the world. But it's the continuation of a trend.
It's just another sign that the NFL doesn't get marketing. These male cheerleaders don't excite women or interest most men who watch professional football.
It's kind of like bringing back "End Racism" when you know that racists don't watch black athletes play football or care about empty slogans.
The way we can end racism in America is to stop dividing us by race. And the way we can stop male cheerleaders in the NFL is by changing the channel.
Sports leagues should do us all a favor and go back to being about sports. Stop with the activism because it's not persuading anyone. It's just turning people off.