One of the major, more believable tidbits from Michael Wolff’s new book about the Donald Trump campaign and beginning days in office is how little the President reads. Indeed, Wolff claims those close to him said he doesn’t read at all, he doesn’t even skim.
“Trump didn’t read. He didn’t really even skim. … [H]e could read headlines and articles about himself, or at least headlines on articles about himself, and the gossip squibs on the New York Post‘s Page Six.”
In light of this, one industrious Twitter user designed a pop-up book of Wolff’s book, Fire and Fury, so the President could get a taste of the book everyone’s been talking about.
His first days in office pic.twitter.com/xwIa0VBbWs
— HappyToast ★ (@IamHappyToast) January 6, 2018
Trump’s love of ice cream…
snacks pic.twitter.com/kFprQ2Cy2L
— HappyToast ★ (@IamHappyToast) January 6, 2018
Trump’s infamous and curious hairstyle…
hairdressing tips pic.twitter.com/aO7KtGkumn
— HappyToast ★ (@IamHappyToast) January 6, 2018
Documenting the first post-inauguration kerfuffle with the press and general public, “Who invited all the empty seats?”
inauguration sads pic.twitter.com/lHGCqxbIUK
— HappyToast ★ (@IamHappyToast) January 6, 2018
Trump’s controversial defensive statements regarding white supremacists following Charlottesville.
new friends pic.twitter.com/weVLJcpgyC
— HappyToast ★ (@IamHappyToast) January 6, 2018
And bedtime meals…
presidential dinners pic.twitter.com/J36h858S2L
— HappyToast ★ (@IamHappyToast) January 6, 2018
And, of course, “all the unfake media” consisting of only Fox News. (The Gorilla Channel thing was a joke, to the disappointment of some).
and pouring over the best intel a world leader can receive pic.twitter.com/8wDMOTO0jx
— HappyToast ★ (@IamHappyToast) January 6, 2018
And there you have it, a Trump-friendly version of Fire and Fury. Happy reading.
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