It’s about time that we recognize the great contributions that the Biden-Harris team has made to the English language and the American lexicon.
Who can ever forget the day we learned about “trunalimunumaprzure”?
BIDEN: “I’ll lead an effective strategy to mobilize trunalimunumaprzure.”
pic.twitter.com/TAkj7bJndN— Eddie Zipperer (@EddieZipperer) October 30, 2020
Joe Biden: “Barack and I think it’s a right for people to have badakathcare.” pic.twitter.com/UqWELjSAMN
— Trump War Room – Text TRUMP to 88022 (@TrumpWarRoom) October 31, 2020
Or this one which many thought sounded like “My butt’s been wiped”?
Laurel or Yanny? pic.twitter.com/JwChf7yRNC
— Kate Hyde (@KateHydeNY) July 25, 2021
But let it not be said that we ignore Kamala Harris. Harris’ contributions are unique all on their own. She doesn’t invent new words so much as she has to win an award for repeating the same words — over and over again — while still managing to say nothing of substance.
One of my favorites is how she explained to us the importance of the “passage of time.”
Today is Monday. That means tomorrow will be Tuesday. Tuesday comes after Monday. So basically, Monday comes before Tuesday. https://t.co/KQmxKntxLg
— Washington State GOP (@WAGOP) March 21, 2022
When she was speaking to Latino elected officials at the NALEO 39th Annual Conference in Chicago on Friday, she had this to say when referencing the SCOTUS decision on abortion.
KAMALA HARRIS: "The strength of our nation has always been that…we are guided by what we see that can be unburdened by what has been." pic.twitter.com/ofikQ3YHde
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) June 25, 2022
The strength of our nation has always been that, despite the odds and the obstacles, we push to move forward; that we are guided by what we see that can be, unburdened by what has been.
Huh, what? One Twitter user had a great response to it.
The thing about substances are there are many types of substances, some from the beginning of time and some more recent. When we take substances and push them forward we have taken from the past and present to create a new and viable substance.
— Heroin Harry (@Harry047876) June 25, 2022
Even former Democratic candidate for president Marianne Williamson was stupefied.
Dare I say kooky?
— Marianne Williamson (@marwilliamson) June 26, 2022
Imagine how bad it is when even Marianne Williamson is calling it “kooky.”
Now, I know that we talk about Kamala’s word salads and this one is certainly funny all on its own. But I think it’s important to note that both she and Joe Biden tend to say the same things — over and over again — in their speeches. When I say that, I don’t mean they just repeat common topics or themes, I mean they say the same thing.
So we have to give a tip of the hat to Maze for helping us prove that point with the following video.
This video was played all over conservative media. But I don't feel pride. I feel unburdened by what has been. pic.twitter.com/k2FwCiNHUe
— Maze (@mazemoore) June 8, 2022
My favorite part is the one with the impeachment crazy eyes. You would think that with repetition they might get better. Yet, no. But at least we recognize that she’s unburdened from any expectation of making sense, over the passage of time.
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