Joe Biden Tries to Quote Book in the Bible, It Goes Horribly Wrong

Joe Biden was playing at being president today, giving a ‘Thanksgiving message.’

But Joe Biden being Joe Biden meant that not only was he falsely assuming a role he didn’t have, namely president, but that he also was going to just completely mess it up.

First, he told people it was their “patriotic duty” to “forego family traditions” for Thanksgiving because of the Wuhan coronavirus.

Joe Biden urges nation to 'forgo family traditions' on Thanksgiving https://t.co/B6FcGnsd4T pic.twitter.com/n9Se6vCdNB

— New York Post (@nypost) November 25, 2020

They couldn’t even get the attempted “halo” picture right with the pictures, instead it came out looking like old Joe had sprouted horns.

Biden said, “We find ourselves again facing a long, hard winter.”

Yes, if Biden were to be president, it definitely would be a “long hard winter.” Despite claiming he was about “unity,” he once again took the opportunity to attack President Donald Trump. “[T]his grim season of demonization and division” under Trump “is going to give way to a year of light” and a “more compassionate chapter in the life of our nation,” Biden declared.

But as to the virus, we’re in a much better position because of President Donald Trump and his Operation Warp Speed facilitating finding vaccines which are anticipated to start being distributed within a couple of weeks.

But then “devout Catholic” Biden really went over the slide when he tried to quote the Psalms. Or perhaps I should say The “Palms.”

"Devout Catholic" Joe Biden doesn't know the "P" in "Psalmist" is silent, not the "s". pic.twitter.com/kp9MZi3NvQ

— Howie Carr (@HowieCarrShow) November 25, 2020

Oh my. He’s clearly reading off a teleprompter again and has absolutely no idea what he’s even saying.

Someone needs to tell the devout Catholic how to pronounce the word.

The longer clip is even more empty platitudes promising everything after having done nothing for 47 years.

"We're gonna finally root out systemic racism…We can pushclaim [sic]. The palmist [sic]. With the palmist [sic] who wrote. These following words: 'The Lord is my strength and my shield. And with my song I give thanks to him'…Our song shall be of lives saved." @JoeBiden pic.twitter.com/cx46aggQdu

— Woke Preacher Clips (@WokePreacherTV) November 25, 2020

So where’s the media coverage to mock Biden like they would have mocked Trump had he said this?

Answer: you know they’re not even going to go there.

But that didn’t stop people on Twitter.

Palmist — could be talking about Toobin https://t.co/pMmJmuv0kH

— Chuck Ross (@ChuckRossDC) November 26, 2020

Biden quotes from the Palmist. They;ll have to put him back in the basement. https://t.co/bAU5U9d9MJ

— Stephen McIntyre (@ClimateAudit) November 26, 2020

Palmist’s everywhere right now pic.twitter.com/ch5iHzGQZh

— Prison Mitch (@MidnightMitch) November 26, 2020

"PALMIST" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

you're an idiot & a fake Catholic 🖕 https://t.co/3Yjg8gN2oU pic.twitter.com/bGhLCdNnAA

— KiSSABLE 💋 ⭐️⭐️⭐️ (@StrangeH4B1T) November 25, 2020