Not only did Democrat presidential nominee Joe Biden hold another embarrassingly tiny rally on Saturday; he tried to put a positive spin on it by claiming he prefers that only a few people show up at his events because the minuscule “crowds” reduce COVID-19 spread.

So how small was it? Joe could’ve held the event in his basement and there would’ve been enough space for everyone to properly social distance. In fact, it was so small that rock & roll icon Jon Bon Jovi played to 12 people and seven pumpkins. That’s how small it was.

But here’s the thing. Just because Biden draws “crowds” that would fit inside your neighbor’s minivan doesn’t mean he doesn’t make news — usually by saying something ridiculous, lying about things he’s said in the past, or in Saturday’s case, as reported by my RedState colleague Nick Arama, calling Trump supporters “chumps,” in reference to an enthusiastic army of Trump supporters who showed up to crash the party. “We don’t do things like those chumps out there with the microphones, those Trump guys,” he snapped.

But, hey — Biden had Bon Jovi. Bon Jovi. One Twitter user noted that Bon Jovi did what he could, given the size of the “crowd.”

Jon Bon Jovi does what he can at Biden rally https://t.co/IU3fqBRb6H pic.twitter.com/s9pM9Ot5Q1

— Boston.com (@BostonDotCom) October 24, 2020

Then again, as this guy pointed out, what can you do when you’re playing in front of “12 people and 7 pumpkins”? “Largest crowd for him, in years!”, he quipped.

Bon Jovi was featured at Joe Biden’s rally in PA.

He played for 12 people and 7 pumpkins.

Largest crowd for him, in years! pic.twitter.com/d2Zon6mylY

— Mike (@FuctupMike) October 24, 2020

Nonetheless, as you can see, the rocker electrified the crowd.

Bon Jovi’s smallest crowd was Joe Biden’s largest! pic.twitter.com/4rvSuph9Pc

— Mike Hahn (@mikehahn_) October 25, 2020

No word on how many encores (ahem) Bon Jovi did, as he urged Biden supporters to vote “for a man of empathy, character, and experience.” Um, Jon?

Amid a campaign season now largely void of its typical star-studded in-person concerts, Jon Bon Jovi urges Biden supporters to vote “for a man of empathy, character and experience.” pic.twitter.com/jWkJ990R6a

— Nicole Sganga (@NicoleSganga) October 24, 2020

Meanwhile, President Trump spoke to a “slightly larger” rally in Florida on Saturday.

The Latest: Trump voting in Florida; Bon Jovi joining Bidenhttps://t.co/5Z39NlkILl

— Zeke Miller (@ZekeJMiller) October 24, 2020

Regardless of Biden’s spin that he likes his teeny-tiny “rallies” because they limit the spread of COVID, Trump didn’t miss an opportunity to take a shot at the former veep’s pathetic event, at another rally in North Carolina, as reported by Breitbart news.

“People in cars… I don’t get it. There were so few cars that I’ve never seen an audience like this. I was surprised he did that, actually. It was a tiny, tiny crowd. You heard a couple of horns— ‘honk, honk.’ It was the weirdest thing. The cars weren’t in the little circles; they were too close together. I think they weren’t socially distanced. But there was [sic] so few of them, it didn’t matter. It was a disaster. They were screaming, ‘Don’t do it! Don’t do it!’”

But there the intrepid Democrat presidential nominee was. Along with Jon Bon Jovi, 12 people, and seven pumpkins. Oh, and that enthusiastic army of Trump supporters.

President Donald Trump ridiculed former Vice President Joe Biden for the drive-in rally he hosted in Pennsylvania on Saturday afternoon. https://t.co/QpwxBUMPnW

— Breitbart News (@BreitbartNews) October 24, 2020

Incidentally, you know how Biden always admonishes all of America to “wear the damn mask,” right? Yeah, so here’s his hypocritical self, yesterday, as pointed out by conservative actor James Woods, “slobbering on a group of poor saps.”

After all his barking about masks, here is #LyinJoeBiden slobbering on a group of poor saps. pic.twitter.com/4Eo8U1a5CU

— James Woods (@RealJamesWoods) October 25, 2020

In other star-studded Biden rally news, Cher on Saturday held a brilliantly-incisive clinic on why people should vote for Biden during a campaign rally in Las Vegas, as I reported earlier today in an article titled Comedy Gold: Cher Stumps for ‘Joe’ Cuz He’s ‘Gonna Get the Freedoms Back’ That Trump Took Away From You, America.

That’s right, America, the politically-astute Cher pontificated about all of the wonderful things “Joe” is going to do for you — after four horrifying years of President Donald Trump “ripping the guts out of America.”

Don’t you just love the Looney Tunes Left? Me neither, but they are comedy gold for sure.