Joy Behar gave us another taste of her unceasing compassion for the little guy when she suggested to her cohosts on The View that reducing carbon emissions is more important than reducing inflation.
Alyssa Farah Griffin: "Even if you call it the inflation reduction act, I'm not confident it's gonna do that … I think this is going to lead to higher unemployment."
Joy Behar: "Isn't it more important that the carbon emissions will be reduced by 40% by 2030?" pic.twitter.com/hsVCoTpSCi
— Washington Free Beacon (@FreeBeacon) July 28, 2022
The Environmental Club is the worst. You know who they are. They’re the Joy Behars of the world, a collection of narcissists and wanna-be tyrants who believe they are righteously entitled to their ends, regardless of who gets hurt in the process. Nothing is outside of the club’s purview. Everything is environmentalism, and environmentalism is everything.
The first rule of Environmental Club is you never stop talking about Environmental Club.
Every nature show you watch will have a climate change message embedded in it. Every single one. “Yes, the bald-bug-eyed bird is thriving, BUT CLIMATE CHANGE COULD THREATEN ITS EXISTENCE AT ANY MOMENT!”
Like awards shows? Enjoy the speech of this Oscar-winner with multiple international homes and a giant private jet as he admonishes the poorest Americans sitting at home for using air-conditioning.
Your favorite family show includes a plot line in which the kids have to educate their fat, dumpy, idiot dad on the importance of recycling.
Would you like your linens changed every day in that pricey hotel you’re staying at? Not so fast…only upon request, because we certainly don’t want to harm the environment from keeping human beings clean. No discount on your stay either. You’ll do it for love.
Don’t forget to wear green for Climate Change Week at work.
Earth Day is coming…a day that should make us think about ridding ourselves of the wasteful, landfill-increasing, archaic holiday we call Christmas. Who needs all those gifts with all that packaging? A clean earth is a gift to all. Don’t ask questions about who the biggest polluters are. Just stop being American…for Mother Earth.
Never stop talking about Environmental Club. Never, ever stop mentioning it. It should be the topic of every conversation. It should be more important than every other concern. Even racism is an environmental issue.
And the great news about being a member of Environmental Club? The “environmental crisis” will never end, because the goalposts are forever moving. The Club will never die, only generations of emotionally stunted adults as they wait for the endless predictions of climate destruction to finally come true. Like a doomsday cult that can never quite land on the date of Armageddon, Environmental Club just keeps readjusting their timelines, and members keep paying their dues, and so on and so forth until the end of time…which, of course, will be brought about by plastic straws.
It’s great to be in the Club. You never have to feign concern for the average American who is too burdened with getting food on the table to be concerned about a sun they cannot possibly control. They’re not in Environmental Club. In fact, they’re the reason Environmental Club can’t ever solve anything…those pesky, unwashed masses and their paper towels! If you’re in the Club, you never have to answer for your hypocrisy. That you “care” is all that matters. How will people know you care? Why, you’ll tell them, of course! All the time, everywhere, because as previously stated:
The first rule of Environmental Club is you never stop talking about Environmental Club.
