Michael Moore Wants You to Know He's Single-Handedly Responsible for Trump Implosion

BREAKING: FILTHY RICH, DOUGHY WHITE GUY TAKES CREDIT FOR MILLIONS OF AMERICANS TURNING ON OTHER FILTHY RICH, DOUGHY WHITE GUY

Filmmaker Michael Moore made a lot of people angry back in July when he posted an article about all the reasons Trump could win. The dumpy documentarian was an ardent Bernie supported and refused to support Hillary. He very publicly denounced the Democrat primary process, which earned him an unusual amount of ire from his own side of the aisle.

After all that, Moore has opened up the familiar and oft-used Democrat memory hole about the whole thing and he’s hoping you did the same thing. The mushy moviemaker wants everyone to know that he is responsible for Trump’s meltdown this weekend…and you’re welcome.

 

Just so you know exactly what the pudgy producer is claiming moved millions to turn the tide of this election, here’s an excerpt from his “inspiring” piece.

I am sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but I gave it to you straight last summer when I told you that Donald Trump would be the Republican nominee for president. And now I have even more awful, depressing news for you: Donald J. Trump is going to win in November. This wretched, ignorant, dangerous part-time clown and full time sociopath is going to be our next president. President Trump. Go ahead and say the words, ‘cause you’ll be saying them for the next four years: “PRESIDENT TRUMP.”

Never in my life have I wanted to be proven wrong more than I do right now.

According to the fleshy filmmaker these are the words that inspired a nation to turn on Donald Trump. Sure. Not a damning secret audio tape but a winded, angry temper tantrum posted by a spurned Bernie supporter. Got it.

Not every Hillary supporter was buying it though. Even Joan Walsh had to roll her social media eyes at Moore.

 

Remember kids – don’t be so hard on the arrogant activist next time you see him in public. He just single-handedly rescued America from the Trumpster.