I should be running out of ways to slam the head of lettuce in the White House. Unfortunately, I’m not. Yesterday, Joe was egg-rolling his brain during the Easter egg hunt. The presidential house plant and the First Lady were sitting in front of the crowd when the night nurse, a/k/a Dr. Jill, a/k/a “She’s a teacher,” told her patient to “just stay.” He did, of course. No arguing with the night nurse. While on the balcony, Dr. Jill told Joe Banana to “wave” when she was waving to the crowd. No arguing with the night nurse — he dutifully waved.

My buddy Sister Toldjah takes on the night nurse and the president here.