Women's March Turns #DayWithoutAWoman Into Day Without A Clue

By Jim Jamitis | 8:12 PM on March 08, 2017

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When leftists gather in large aggrieved groups, you can be sure there will be plenty of paranoid raving and a whole lot of stupid. The #DayWithoutAWoman became the “day without an understanding of Biology 101.”

"Women birth half the population and we are half the population!" – Nelini Stamp from the Working Families Party #DayWithoutAWoman

— Women's March (@womensmarch) March 8, 2017

Um… Who births the other half of the population?

I need to go back to biology class because clearly I missed some important information. https://t.co/7Q6FN9IFsv

— Ben Howe (@BenHowe) March 8, 2017

Clearly some women are being deprived of a sound education.

— CelineinNYC (@ScuffyShoedCe) March 8, 2017

That’s because women only receive 78% of the education men get.

.@womensmarch uhm. pic.twitter.com/CHxbJbQPnY

— Kelly Maher (@okmaher) March 8, 2017

is this where the rest come from? pic.twitter.com/jfXR6gRoZm

— Rob Eno (@Robeno) March 8, 2017

PETA opposes babies because of the exploitation of stork workers. Half the babies anyway.

.@womensmarch pic.twitter.com/wehcA73QiO

— Ryan (@chasinghumility) March 8, 2017

https://twitter.com/SCWM87/status/839526955519205376

Cabbage patch.

— C H I L A (@BlurtVonnegut) March 8, 2017

https://twitter.com/SCWM87/status/839532553602232320

Blame the patriarchy for that. They’re all about restricting women’s access to things, like the knowledge of alternative vegetable-based birthing methods.

Conngratulations! This tweet fails at Math AND Science!

— Roland le Fartere (@Crapplefratz) March 8, 2017

Too much time in Women’s Studies classes.

We are blocking traffic as a form of civil disobedience in Columbus Circle (outside Trump Hotel). #DayWithoutAWoman

— Women's March (@womensmarch) March 8, 2017

There are too many “woman driver” jokes here to pick just one. Though intentionally blocking traffic is in direct contradiction to the hashtag. If it was a day without women, it should be a day of significantly lighter traffic. “Without” implies absence, as in not being present.

How come women never say what they mean?