Queen Elizabeth Planning to Wokify Royal Family After Meghan Markle’s Racism Allegations

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If you’re a fan of the Royal Family, you will be glad to know that Queen Elizabeth II is going to take serious steps to ensure it will be in compliance with the precepts of progressive theology. The monarch plans to enlist some help in making for a more inclusive, less racist royal family.

The Daily Mail reported, “the Queen is to appoint a diversity tsar to modernize the Monarchy.”

The report continued:

Sources say the proposed move is an acknowledgment that ‘more needs to be done’ to champion minorities’ rights and follows the explosive claims made by the Duke and Duchess of Sussex of institutional racism.

As part of a major drive encompassing Buckingham Palace, Clarence House and Kensington Palace, aides will undertake a ‘listen and learn’ exercise over the coming weeks which will involve speaking to a range of businesses and individuals about how the Monarchy can improve representation.

The Daily Mail stated that the Queen’s plans outline how the Palace will “seek independent views” to help them approach the diversity matter.

“This is an issue which has been taken very seriously across the Households,” a palace source told the Daily Mail on Sunday. “We have the policies, procedures and programs in place but we haven’t seen the progress we would like and accept more needs to be done. We can always improve.”

The source added: “We are not afraid to look at new ways of approaching it. The work to do this has been under way for some time now and comes with the full support of the family.”

The announcement comes after an interview with Oprah Winfrey in which former Prince Harry and his wife, Meghan Markle indicated that the Royal Family had issues with racism. Markle alleged that a member of the family asked how dark their son’s skin might be.

Winfrey asked if the question was asked “because they were concerned that if he were too brown, that that would be a problem? Are you saying that?”

Markle responded: “I wasn’t able to follow up with why, but if that’s the assumption you’re making, I think that feels like a pretty safe one.”

Prince Harry indicated that racism played a part in their decision to move from London to California.

The interview elicited an outpouring of outrage. Some Commonwealth nations argued that they should drop Queen Elizabeth II as their head of state.

The monarch issued a statement in response, saying the allegations were “concerning” and “will be addressed by the family privately.”

Well, after that bit of theater, it appears the problem is solved. The Royal Family will hire a diversity expert who will swoop in and eliminate racism from the Palace and the oppression that minorities endured under its roof will be rectified. Now, everyone can be happy, except the hard leftists, who are genetically predisposed to perpetual unhappiness and grievance.