The Culture Wars #104: Gay Statues, Obama and a Real Knee-Slapper

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Out With Old, In With the New

Monuments and statues are erected to honor heroes.  In New York City, they have a strange twist to that fact.  The city will erect monuments to Sylvia Rivera and Marsha P. Johnson.  Both are drag queens who were instrumental in the anti-police Stonewall riots in 1969.  Johnson was a violent schizophrenic requiring antipsychotic medication.  In 2016, Obama designated the Stonewall Inn and surrounding area a national monument.  It strikes this writer as strange that as people fight to tear down statues of Washington, Jefferson, Lee and others (you know…true heroes), NYC is erecting statues to gay psychotic drag queens.

Give Us Your Tired, Your Poor…

ABC News reported that 114 illegal immigrants were caught crossing the Rio Grande hailing from that Spanish-speaking bastion of Africa.  That’s right- seems some Congolese, Angolans and people from Cameroon made their way to Mexico and decided their best chance to enter the United States was through that time-honored tradition of wading across the Rio Grande and yelling the only English word in their vocabulary- “Asylum!”  Some came armed with children.

Obama Wisdom, Take 1

Now that we know Obama is campaigning in Brazil, the former president had this to say about guns in America: ““Some of you may be aware our gun laws in the United States don’t make much sense. Anybody can buy any weapon any time — without much if any regulation, they can buy it over the Internet, they can buy machine guns.”  There is so many lies in that one sentence, I leave it to the reader…


Obama Wisdom, Take 2

Still in Brazil, Obama- who was an alleged constitutional scholar at the University of Chicago before entering politics although most of his contributions to constitutional scholarship involved writing and having people write self-aggrandizing books about himself- has this to further say:

You know Brazil just thinks the United States was founded on inequality and we have to admit that even though the United States has a Constitution that says, ‘We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal,’ At that time not only were blacks excluded, but women were excluded, and people who didn’t own property were excluded…

Um… the phrase he quoted from the Constitution is nowhere to be found in that document and is, in fact, in the Declaration of Independence.  That is what counts as constitutional scholarship on the Left.

Is Metal and Wood Soon to Follow?

By April 2020, plastic straws, plastic stirrers and cotton swabs (Q-Tips) will join the list of banned objects in Great Britain forcing British subjects to find alternate means to stir their tea, drink beverages, and clean their ears.  Greenpeace leaders have said the actions don’t go far enough and bolder action is needed to clean the environment.  No word yet whether Britain intends to ban Muslim terrorists from their soil.  Not to be outdone, there is a movement from educators in Canada to forever ban dodgeball in schools because it is “too hierarchal” and “miseducative,” (whatever that means).


We Have a Cher Sighting

The 73-year-old walking advertisement for the bad effects of Botox treatments, Cher, recently took to Twitter to attack President Trump with these kind words:

Been Giving IMPEACHMENT MUCH Thought Throughout The Day,& I Would *love* 2 See trump Impeached, Brought 2 Trial, *locked* Up In *prison* & Toy Boy Big Bubba!! My Delight In Seeing trump Run Out Of Town On a Rail, Is More Likely *heart* over *brain*. I WANT WHAT’S BEST 4 DEMOCRATS AND DEMOCRACY.

You know she must be serious given the capital letters.  Some thought that wishing anal rape upon the President was a bit too much and Cher took down the posting.  Perhaps she was having a Roseanne Barr Ambien moment, or perhaps the Botox needle slipped and some went into her cranial cavity.

And Finally, the Funniest Story This Week

It was announced that the keynote speaker at a cybersecurity summit in October will be none other than…  Hillary Clinton.  Most likely to be paid a handsome stipend, asking Hillary to speak at a cyber defense summit is sort of like asking Wile E. Coyote how to catch roadrunners, or Daffy Duck how to outsmart Bugs Bunny.


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