The WhoVille Mafia Strikes Again

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Every week or so, there is yet another report of blue, green, or purple-haired Whos assaulting regular people minding their own business. Here's another one just reported.

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The backstory:

According to an arrest affidavit, Laura Elizabeth Garrett, 33, was at Northeast Park and Paw Place located at 4630 East Bay Drive in Largo around 5:30 p.m. when she got into an argument with a 72-year-old man wearing a MAGA hat. 

During the altercation, documents show that the victim told investigators that Garrett hit him on the back of the head and shoulder area with a can she was holding before she jumped a fence and walked away. 

According to the arrest report, Garrett admitted to approaching the victim and questioning him about why he would support President Trump before she poured the contents of a can on his head. However, she denied hitting the victim with the can.


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As a kid, I remember reading about Whos, as in Horton Hears a Who. They were lovable creatures with colorful, fluffy hair that lived in a mythical place called WhoVille. We were taught that they were nice and friendly. 

Now, it doesn't look so much like they are. As it turns out, Whos can be very territorial, opinionated, wrongheaded, and...well...kind of violent

A teacher in Maine repeatedly called for the killing of President Trump and his supporters in a shocking slew of social media posts - even acknowledging that her boss 'will have to fire me' over the call to violence.

JoAnna St. Germain, an English teacher at Waterville Senior High School, took to Facebook to share her inflammatory thoughts on how to 'take out' the president. 

They're also very clever, and sometimes, to avoid suspicion and public recognition, they shave their heads.  

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Anyway, Ms. Garrett, who attacked the senior citizen, was also charged with resisting arrest and battery on a police officer. Ms. St. Germain has not been detained yet. 

Ms. Garrett was arrested, booked, and then let out of jail after 24 hours. I have to wonder if the 72-year-old guy she assaulted has a safe space at home to shelter in. 

Friendly blue hair notwithstanding, Whos should probably be avoided or approached with caution. They can be confrontational, but remember, they are still a protected class.

So, just remember, be careful around Whos. It seems the more successful the Trump administration becomes, the more agitated they get. Fluffy blue or green or purple hair is Good. Fluffy orange hair is bad.

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