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Fun With Climate Colors!

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One of the more fun things our species does is color association. Many animals in God's creation do this, but humans do it to an artistic extent. 

Green means go. Red means stop. Pink is female, blue is male. Do you have red lightning bolts in your stomach? Then what you need are some smooth blue waves. Take this pill; the blue waves will calm your gut, and you'll be green to go. 

Well, it seems that ol' Church of Climate Change discovered that it can use colors to scare people, and as you might've seen on your social media feeds, the weather maps from your local news station now looks like it's reporting the weather in the fourth circle of Hell. 

If you think this map looks a bit too intense, it's not just you. In fact, a lot of this doesn't really make any sense because some of these temperatures aren't even that hot, yet are still highlighted in red. 

Are we in the midst of an unforgiving heatwave brought on by Mother Nature to punish man's hubris? 

No. 

The seasons are changing. They do it every year. If you're old enough to read this article, you've experienced a few of these cycles yourself. 

In fact, it wasn't but a few of these cycles ago that maps weren't featuring that level of red despite the temperatures being the same.

But if you're wondering if anyone is actually being fooled by this, well, I've got some sour news for you. 

For every grifter, a useful idiot. 

Now, you may have noticed this is primarily happening in Europe, in the UK, but it's a trick I imagine will become popular in the United States in the near future. 

Without me even telling you, this is obviously meant to scare and frighten people into believing that global warming isn't just real, but a present threat that's no longer off in the near or distant future; as climate alarmists have been warning us about for decades. 

This is all psychological. There hasn't really been that much of a difference in the standard for seasonal temperatures for some time. Shifts that do happen aren't uniform. One place may well get hotter than in previous years, but others may get colder. 

There was a hilarious event where a melting glacier in Switzerland had people declaring that global warming was, indeed, real, and the Swiss glacier was the smoking gun. The problem is, as that glacier was melting, others were growing. I wrote in Sept. 2019: 

The melting of Pizol may seem like a clear indicator that climate change is severely damaging the environment as they say, but as climate alarmists dress in black and hold funerals for the natural transition of states of matter, a glacier in Greenland is actually growing.

Jakobshavn, which sits on Greenland’s west coast, has been growing thicker thanks to the North Atlantic Oscillation climate pattern which switches from warm to cold water every 20 years according to space.com. Climateers say that this is temporary because the oceans are warming, but Jakobshavn isn’t the only growing glacier. The two major glaciers at Glacier National Park (GNP) have been growing since 2010.

The GNP even had to quietly toss out signs they had put up that claimed the glaciers would be gone by 2020.


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Global warming, at least the kind the Left wants you to believe in, isn't real. The Earth warms and cools all the time. Sometimes it's a bit more extreme than other times, but it's a cycle that's been ongoing since well before humans began recording it. We have geological evidence of this. 

But there's no chance to scare people into obedience if you're relying on facts. Instead, it's best to wheel out the scary colors, and make people think they're going to die because it got noticeably hotter after it was noticeably cold. 

Yes, there are people stupid enough to believe it, but honestly, painting a weather map red to scare people only shows their desperation to get you to believe. It's an emotional manipulation attempt, not an argument based on science. 

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