Hunter Biden wants his child support payments for his illegitimate daughter to be lowered because he’s not making as much money as he used to. It’s tough when you can’t profit off daddy’s name like you used to.

The son of President Joe Biden filed a motion Monday in an Arkansas court to recalculate his monthly payments due to “financial circumstances, including but not limited to his income.” Because of these changes, his existing child support calculation “is not in compliance with ‘Revised Administrative Order 10,'” he alleged in the filing. (Administrative Order 10 lays out the state’s child support guidelines.)

Hunter Biden cries poverty in trying to slash child support for 4-year-old https://t.co/E7Z7wvmTsz pic.twitter.com/qzp7XpRQt6

— New York Post (@nypost) September 14, 2022

The disgraced son of the leader of the free world impregnated former stripper Lunden Roberts approximately four to five years ago, then denied he was the father, and then was forced to admit the truth after Roberts filed a paternity suit in 2019. He had to take a DNA test, and surprise, surprise, turns out he was the proud papa after all. Of course, he has not met the child to this day, and Granddad Joe has never recognized the existence of his descendant despite often discussing his grandchildren.

(As Bonchie points out, POTUS is often not sure how many grandchildren he has—he has seven—but he never mentions Hunter’s latest youngster.)

On Tuesday, Roberts’ lawyer Clint Lancaster said that the four-year-old child is flourishing:

She’s a happy, healthy, beautiful little girl that looks like a cross between her mother with some Biden splashed in. [She] does extremely well except for the fact that her father has nothing to do with her and her grandfather has nothing to do with her. She’s never met either one.

Biden Family Values on full display.

In an interview Tuesday with the Northwest Arkansas Gazette, Lancaster was dubious about Hunter’s sudden poverty. He vowed to dig deeper:

Ultimately, this is going to require us to look deeply, more deeply, into Hunter’s finances. I’m going to want to have a deposition with Mr. Biden. Like last time, I’m going to bring my forensic accountant to the deposition, unless the judge tells me I can’t.

Oh please, Clint, please—bring your forensic accountant! Mining through Hunter’s finances would be an epic roller-coaster ride revealing all sorts of stuff about Biden family corruption and payments to “the Big Guy.” As we’ve reported, the troubled financier has been under federal investigation for tax fraud and other crimes since his laptop from hell was discovered. The probes are always at the “critical stage,” but he never actually seems to get charged with anything, despite mountains of evidence that he profited off then-Vice President Joe Biden’s influence.

Just today, a judge inexplicably ruled that the public is not entitled to know anything about the case in which Hunter allegedly lied on a background check for a gun purchase, a felony. The judge cited Hunter’s need for privacy and even incredibly referenced his unbelievably sordid 2021 autobiography “Beautiful Things” (no, I won’t link to it). Get the feeling Hunter gets treated differently than the rest of us for some reason?

Biden’s claim to poverty is made even harder to swallow in that he recently decided he was an “artist” and somehow got people to fork over $75,000 a pop for his messy paintings. As recently as 2020, he was leasing a $12,000 a month mansion in the Hollywood Hills and was driving a Porsche Panamera.

Hunter Biden getting out of his $200,000 Porsche at the Waldorf Astoria in Manhattan this week.
Meanwhile, he says he cannot afford to pay a DC stripper child support after impregnating and abandoning her and his biological son.#MAGA #FoxNews #dershowitzlogic#ImpeachmentHoax pic.twitter.com/teiYpiE1uY

— Michael Nöthem (@mikandynothem) January 30, 2020

The saga of Hunter Biden has been at times disgusting, sad, confounding, and infuriating (especially as we’ve watched the Justice Department and captive media cover for him over and over again), but what’s sometimes forgotten is the human cost. No, I’m not talking about Hunter—I don’t feel the slightest bit of sympathy for that grifting sleazeball. Instead, it’s the little girl who may never meet her father and is not even recognized as a human being by her own grandfather, Joe Biden.

We can chalk up our policy views as a difference of opinion, but as a family man, Joe, you have utterly failed.