Don’t call it a French kiss.

France wasn’t exactly a bastion of affection for Trump over the weekend. On Friday, President Emmanuel Macron touted the creation of a “true European army” to defend against, among other things, the U.S.

Not good.

The Donald fired back, via Twitter:

“President Macron of France has just suggested that Europe build its own military in order to protect itself from the U.S., China and Russia. Very insulting, but perhaps Europe should first pay its fair share of NATO, which the U.S. subsidizes greatly!”

President Macron of France has just suggested that Europe build its own military in order to protect itself from the U.S., China and Russia. Very insulting, but perhaps Europe should first pay its fair share of NATO, which the U.S. subsidizes greatly!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 9, 2018

Next, after the President had to cancel an appearance at the 100th anniversary commemoration of World War I, on its way to an Armistice Day event, a bunch of topless ladeeeez ran out in front of the presidential motorcade, shouting “Fake Peacemaker!” as it passed. 

But something topped the belligerent boobs: On Friday night, Yann Barthes — host of the French program Quotidien — ran a segment showcasing Trump making goofy faces. Afterward, he gave America’s Commander-in-Chief specific instructions:

“Trump, go f*ck yourself. You are not welcome in this country.”

I wonder if he’s received his offer from MSNBC yet. Given his opinion, he’s surely getting all his Trump news from them.

Either way, feel free to cringe at the pitiful video below. But remember — Foul Language Ahead.

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