Gov. John Kasich was on “Fox News Sunday” this morning, and he was really happy about it. So happy, in fact, that he didn’t want to leave. … Ever.

And he almost didn’t. Warning: this video will forever remove your ability to even:

Dude. I died on my insides. I am dead. I am a dead person who died watching a clip of John Kasich.

If someone doesn’t autotune this or put it in a campaign video then the world doesn’t make sense to me anymore. What I’m saying is “ha ha, lame!”

Kasich. … … bruh.