You’ve heard before, I’m sure, about how Donald Trump has donated to the Clintons, had them at his wedding, and generally gotten along swimmingly with them. But this new theory from Jeb! on exactly how close Trump and Hillary are is easily the grossest assessment yet.

“I cannot imagine Donald Trump becoming president because he would never win. He would never win, Hillary Clinton would clean him.”

Um. No. No dude. That is not a thing. That is not what you meant. Come on, Jeb. Get it together.

Although .. I suppose we should just be grateful he didn’t take a stab at adding “his clock.” That might have gone even more horribly wrong.