The folks at "Saturday Night Live" should probably just put Tim Walz on the payroll at this point, judging from his most recent and outlandishly laughable attack line. This time, his target was Elon Musk.
Musk, of course, has hit the road in Pennsylvania, sporting a MAGA hat and rallying voters behind the Trump/Vance ticket. To leftists like Tim Walz, supporting Donald Trump makes you an enemy, and Elon Musk has settled comfortably into his position as their Public Enemy No. 2.
Musk is a bad guy to the pinko crowd because he took away their favorite playground, Twitter, and made it a place where, despite its issues, free speech is allowed to flourish. Also, their overlords tell them to hate Musk, and they do so without giving it a thought.
Even worse, Elon Musk is Donald Trump's favorite African American, and that's why he found himself the latest target of Tim Walz's seemingly never-ending wrath. Walz has got to be the most angry politician we've seen in a while, right? Kamala must be looking longingly at Josh Shapiro these days.
Anyway, Walz made a campaign stop Tuesday in Madison, Wisconsin, because, well, the dynamic duo of Harris/Walz aren't doing as well as they should be in this must-win state for them. Early voting started in Wisconsin on Tuesday, so Walz was clearly trying to stir up the base by bashing Musk and calling him a "dipshit." Yes, he really said that.
Weird campaign strategy, bro.
Here's what a haggard-looking Walz had to say:
But, look, I'm not going to spend all my talking about him [Trump]. I wanna talk about his running mate, Elon Musk.
Har, har. So clever. There were many boos because that's what Democrats do. He followed up that lame line with this:
Look, Elon's on that stage, jumping around, skipping like a dipshit on the stage. You know it.
Oh, how the crowd did roar! Yes, Elon is so silly jumping up and down in his appearance with Trump on Trump's triumphant return to Butler, Pennsylvania. What kind of weirdo would act like that on stage at a political rally?
Please share this video of @Tim_Walz calling Elon Musk a "dipshit" before Twitter bans it 😆 pic.twitter.com/tb49KfoDlh
— Mike Nellis (@MikeNellis) October 22, 2024
Can you feel the joy?
There's just one thing ... the real weirdo here is Tim Walz, who can only dream of executing a jump in the flawless manner of Elon Musk. He instead flails all over like there's a bee buzzing around in his personal space.
As always, the Internet gets the last laugh.
“Jumping around, skipping like a dipshit” featuring Tampon Tim Walz: pic.twitter.com/vwpedNAZsU
— Trump War Room (@TrumpWarRoom) October 22, 2024
Isn't @elonmusk *currently* running like 3 major companies?
— Virginia Kruta (@VAKruta) October 22, 2024
Also, I've seen Tim Walz wave to people with his foot because he was too busy doing "spirit fingers" to free up one hand. https://t.co/myQ1pTlj0l pic.twitter.com/0t4UdLRco2
Perhaps Elon Musk's biggest threat to people like Tim Walz is that, despite his billionaire status, Musk is connecting with voters in a way that sneering, twitchy Tim Walz never could. Even worse, so is Donald Trump. They both have a knack for exposing the worst qualities of their opponents, something Tim Walz proves every day on the campaign trail.
We'll let Elon have the last word:
You’re gonna lose, @Tim_Walz 🤡
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) October 22, 2024
Saving the American people from the torture of hearing you speak for 4 years was worth it 😂
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