I suppose this is one way to break the ice.
Or get punched in the face.
Neil deGrasse Tyson has offered up a plan for his first meeting with the new president.
One of the country’s most famous astrophysicists and a member of the Defense Innovation Advisory Board that works directly with the Pentagon announced Friday his intention to grab President-elect Trump by the crotch when he meets him.
Tyson made his intentions known through a venue Trump understands –
When I meet President Trump, I may first grab his crotch — to get his attention — then discuss Science with him.
— Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) November 18, 2016
I’m not a guy, so I’m not really hip to all the cool moves in Guyville.
I am, however, almost certain that this is probably frowned upon.
Look, I’m not exactly a Trump fan, by any stretch, but I accept that all the things that should have turned the stomachs of every good citizen of the United States meant nothing at the ballot box.
There should be no more crotch-grabbing.
And if there is, catch it on video and post it to YouTube. Future generations will want a timeline of just what led to the total breakdown of our society.