A Kamala Harris-affiliated group is running an ad featuring a young man masturbating while watching porn on his phone. The ad, part of a $2.5 million ad buy in seven battleground states — Pennsylvania, Michigan, Wisconsin, North Carolina, Georgia, Arizona, and Nevada — by Progress Action Fund and Defend the Vote, is titled 'Republicans Rubbing You the Wrong Way.'

The ad features a young man whiling away the empty hours lending himself a helping hand when, suddenly, his mellow is harshed by an elderly Republican Congressman stomping about his nasty bedroom in his parents' basement. This ad allegedly supports the theme pushed by the two sponsoring groups that the GOP is out to interfere in people's personal lives. If you consider what the Democrats were willing to do during COVID, it is clear proof that irony is dead and taxidermied.

If you are offended by (hopefully) simulated masturbation, you probably don't want to watch the video.

GOP Congressman: Sorry. You can't do that

Wanker: What the hell, man! How'd you get in here?

GOP Congressman: I'm your Republican congressman. Now that we're in charge, we're banning porn nationwide.

Wanker: You can't tell me what to do! Get out of my bedroom, you creep!

GOP Congressman: I won the last election, so it's my decision. I'm just going to watch and make sure you don't finish...illegally.

According to an "X" account allegedly affiliated with a Democrat group, the ad works.

I doubt that anything in this ad is "massive." I'd also like to see how they selected the sample for the alleged market research. On the other hand, I don't want to think about it.

When I first saw this ad, I thought it was a parody of some sort. Unfortunately, it is real. It is a bookend to the $100,000 "Keep Your Hands Off My Porn" campaign focused on the threat Project 2025 (which is the political version of what the first ad is claiming will be outlawed) poses to the hardcore porn industry. Lucky voters in the swing states get a chance to enjoy this along with the pro-wanking ad.