BREAKING. House of Representatives Passes Articles of Impeachment and Transmits Them to the Senate

By a 228-193 vote, the House has approved the fraudulent articles of impeachment crafted by Adam Schiff and Jerry Nadler and formally transmitted them to the Senate. Minnesota Democrat Colin Peterson voted against the articles. Michigan douche Justin Amash voted for it.

Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell has promised that the trial will begin as soon as Tuesday.