If They Hate The 2nd Amendment, They Generally Don’t Want To Marry The 1st One Either

By Repair_Man_Jack | 8:00 PM on June 23, 2015

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Boy I hate it when racist blowhards go chucking The Dreaded N-word around the room like fragmentation grenades. Seriously, they all outta go to jail. Go directly to jail. Do not pass “Go.” Do not collect $200 on your EBT card.

Well, who am I kidding? Piers Morgan kinda’ sorta’ agrees with RMJ*. But sadly, you see, there are limits.

What would I do with white people who use the N-word? Jail them.
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) June 22, 2015

Maybe I should just settle for half a loaf here. He’s coming around. Perhaps it’s just jetlag from hopping the pond. He’ll be on board and put out an APB for Barack Obama. Oh, wait…Piers thinks Barack means The N-word in the kindest way possible. Of course, he does. The Lightworker integrates but won’t do division.

Having misplaced my closing HTML sarcasm tags, I’ll write the not kidding paragraph. Piers Morgan, like Barack Obama, hates the 2nd Amendment. Piers Morgan, like Barack Obama, isn’t particularly fond of other people’s rights under the 1st Amendment either. They would both attach a suction mechanism to your head and suck out any thoughts they felt you had no right to entertain. The typical idiot that hates the 2nd Amendment isn’t about to hop in the sack with the 1st Amendment either.

*-OK, sorry. Forgot the HTML sarcasm tags.