I Congratulate Trevor Noah For Being The Perfect Daily Show Host

One Man Lies and Says "Just Kidding."
One Man Lies and Says “Just Kidding.”

The Daily Show plays an important religious role in Post-modern America. It is the temple in which American Progressives echo the prayers of the Iranian Mullahs calling out “Death to America.” When Jon Stewart stepped down to enjoy the luxuries of the country that has spent over a decade insulting and belittling over at Comedy Central, they had to get a new host that would properly Zeit the Geist over in Leftyland. Jew-Bashing America-Hater Trevor Noah is perfect for the job. Here is a sampling of how accurately he represents who liberals are as human beings on Twitter.

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Almost bumped a Jewish kid crossing the road. He didn’t look b4 crossing but I still would have felt so bad in my german car!
— Trevor Noah (@Trevornoah)September 18, 2009
Behind every successful Rap Billionaire is a double as rich Jewish man.#BeatsByDreidel
— Trevor Noah (@Trevornoah)May 12, 2014
South Africans know how to recycle like israel knows how to be peaceful.
— Trevor Noah (@Trevornoah)June 2, 2010
Messi gets the ball and the real players try foul him, but Messi doesn’t go down easy, just like jewish chicks.#ElClasico
— Trevor Noah (@Trevornoah)January 25, 2012
Originally when men proposed they went down on one knee so if the woman said no they were in the perfect uppercut position.
— Trevor Noah (@Trevornoah)December 20, 2012

So allow me to personally congratulate the production team over at The Daily Show. They found their perfect preacher of hate (oops, I mean Comedian) to carry the message to the faithful and properly instill in them the values that make Progressivism such a religion of peace. We need to keep in mind exactly how important a man the host of The Daily Show truly is. “Art” said the Godfather of Modern Progressivism, Vladimir Lenin “is a weapon.”

And remember to salute the achievement of Trevor Noah. Lots of people all over the planet announce their hatred for Americans at the top of their lungs. Very few of them get paid six figures at least to pronounce said hatred every night. To put the maraschino cherry atop the America-Hater Sundae, he’ll be watched and cheered on by millions of good, little Progressive meerkats who hang on his every word. It gets even better! Trevor Noah can then ask all the people who he has deliberately and gratuitously offended why they can’t just grow up and properly take a joke.

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Trevor Noah should write a business case about it. He is a genius in his own disgusting way. It would only be proper if he presented this business case at Columbia University. They were, after all, open minded enough to host and confer honors on Joseph Goebbels back in 1936.

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