You Can Cook the Census but the Truth Remains True

US Census Data Cooked To order
US Census Data Cooked To order

Here is some data that apparently will not be showing up in the next data release from the US Census Bureau.

“We had 30 people and 15 or 16 were full time,” says the owner, Jones. “Now I can only have four of the full time position.”


Oh, and pity the widows impacted by the generous liberalism inflicted upon the people by The Democratic Party and President Barack Obama.

“More than two dozen widows who were married to retired Madison county employees, lost their health insurance coverage earlier this year. And now one commissioner says it’s time to give it back to them. The change was sparked by the new federal health care law, but whether or not coverage can actually be restored really isn’t clear,”

Yes, I get it. Widows in Madison County, AL don’t even have a PAC or seats at the next Jefferson-Jackson Day Dinner. They are in flyover country. When White House staffers find Alabama on the map at all it’s only because they are curious where the Meth Labs are. If these were evolved human beings, they would live in Great Falls or Arlington.

So our wonderful, Progressive, transformative administration becomes bloated and marinated in its own putrid, baronial arrogance. So much so that it even makes the typically delusional ranting of Former Congressman Ron Paul appear lucid and logical. Paul said the following of the recent truce between the BLM and rancher Cliven Bundy.


“The other thing is, governments don’t give up their power easily, and they may well come back with a lot more force, like they did at Waco with the Davidians,” said Mr. Paul, referring to the deadly 1993 federal raid on the Branch Davidian compound. “So I don’t know which way it’s going, but so far, so good.”

The high-handed and arrogant manner in which ObamaCare has been inflicted upon America is mirrored in the disdainful conduct of the BLM towards Cliven Bundy. It is how Progressives typically deal with the subjects whenever they deign to get uppity.

These ignorant peasants don’t realize that poor widows in Madison, AL are getting kicked off their insurance plans for the betterment of mankind! Why can’t those foolish hicks show proper gratitude!? Those ragamuffin ne’er-do-wells in Enterprise, AL that got cut to part time at their chicken shack should thank Dominus et Deus Barack Obama for their enhanced funemployment. And Cliven ****ing Bundy? Seriously? Really? You prefer his parochial simpleton views to the grand strategic vision of Rory Reed?


In 2014 you get to draw a line. You get to do it to the people who constantly do it you. For one glorious day in November you can grab these evil Progressive maggots by their shirt collar and scream “No! No. You ****ing Can’t!” The world won’t instantly become happy and ponies won’t fly out of your butt if the Democrats massively lose control of the US Senate. But one thing that will happen is that they will be forced against their condescending, domineering instincts to consult the will of the people somewhat more often than the hounds of the Snopeses and Calabashes consulted the fox up a tree.


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