Christmas wishes.

OH, I have them.

And while some may scoff at the notion of a woman of my years still believing in Christmas miracles, I say, let them scoff! Nothing truly good was ever lost through hope.

I do have it on very good authority that jolly Saint Nick is an avid reader of RedState, although I think he prefers Caleb Howe’s work to mine.

That won’t stop me from putting this list out there with a word: Hey, Santa… if you’re reading, 2016 was a rough year. Maybe I’ll leave some cookies out for you tonight. The good stuff, though – REAL Oreos, and not those cheap, knockoff store brands. I do that, and if you feel so inclined, here are just a few small items that would really make 2017 kick off in a better direction for me.

I’m going to end it there. I could certainly go further, but the order is still pretty tall, and I don’t want to be a bother.

I will thank you in advance, Santa. I know you’ll try. Maybe at the end of 2017, we can revisit this list and see if I got anything I wished for.

Until then, dear readers, enjoy the holiday, and have a Merry Christmas!