clinton cough

This is a fascinating quote from Hillary Clinton, on the persistent questions about why the woman willfully broke* various federal laws involving classified information: “This is very much like Benghazi… you know, the Republicans are going to continue to use it, beat up on me. I understand that. That’s the way they are.”  I mean, I kind of agree with her.

…alas, after that Hillary Clinton retreated into her usual mode of releasing clouds of buzzwords in a fashion that was almost, but not quite, in tune with her surroundings.  …Man, that’s a mixed metaphor for you. But you know what I mean: as a candidate former Senator/Secretary Clinton falls smack dab in the middle of the political equivalent of the Uncanny Valley. If she was more of a caricature she’d probably be higher in the polls, honestly. I mean, shoot: look at Bernie Sanders…

Moe Lane

*I’m not an elected official (or running for office), I’m not a member of the judiciary, and they’d never let me on that jury in a million years.  Hillary Clinton is as guilty as sin, and should go to jail.  Have a nice day.